When your blessed with a face as beautiful as Justin Bieber’s, why on earth would you want to mark it up with a self-inflicted, permanent scar?
Your face is your money maker, Justin. Don’t you know that?
No matter, because the singer just carved a new tattoo into his mug, just under his left eye.
Luckily, it’s a small piece of art, unlike the monstrous face tat Zayn Malik showed off earlier this year (luckily, it wasn’t permanent).
The Biebs reportedly got matching tattoos of a tiny cross with his good friend Joe Termini while they were in New York City earlier this week.
Justin posted a dark, grainy selfie to Instagram in which you can see the new ink, although to me it looks more like a grain of wild rice.
Not all his fans were thrilled with the new addition.
“@justinbieber swear to god kid if you tattoo more of your beautiful face I quit,” wrote one fan.
“This better be the only face tattoo you’ll ever get @justinbieber,” warned another.
Beliebers recently breathed a sigh of relief after their idol got rid of his terribly unpopular dreadlocks, and now they’ve got this to deal with.
However, the cross tattoo could be a sign that the pop star is in the midst of a religious awakening.
Earlier this week, he shared a photo of a celestial nature to Instagram and gave a shout out to his homey God.
“I am so lucky to share these moments with you, I am so glad God is able to move even when people are blind to it,” he wrote in the caption.
“I am the one on that stage but I am nothing without a light shining through,” he continued.
“I’m such an average, ordinary person that doesn’t deserve the praise. I believe it belongs to my God! Thank you God for showing up when we need you the most!”
Justin also sports a cross tattoo on his chest and one of Jesus on his left calf.
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These days, it’s not uncommon for celebrities to come up with a collective name for their fans.
For example, Lady Gaga has her “Little Monsters” and Justin Bieber’s got “Beliebers,” and their followers wear the moniker proudly.
And then there’s Farrah Abraham.
The two-bit reality TV personality has chosen the name “RahRahs” to describe her fans, alluding to the last syllable of her first name, but it doesn’t seem to be catching on.
The Teen Mom OG star used the indicator in her last two Instagram posts, trying hard to make it a thing.
“Thanks for all your support my #RAHRAHS” she wrote in the caption of an image promoting her social media accounts.
“Can you guess what I’m up to next from my #snapchat love all my #RahRahs,” she captioned a second post.
However, upon clicking the presumptuous hashtag, one is taken to a collection of posts primarily depicting cheerleaders.
In fact, the only two entries that have anything to do with Farrah are the ones she posted herself.
Let’s see if it’s taking off on Twitter.
Aha! We see the hashtag used by a fan here! That’s right, a fan. As in, one.
It’s a direct tweet to Farrah in reply to her hashtagged tweet, coming from @WhitneysTruLove, a user who claims to have been Whitney Houston’s married life partner.
-God, I love when Angelina Jolie has a movie to promote. Suddenly, her sacred privacy goes out the window and she gushes about Brad Pitt, talks about being worried she’d never meet Mr. Right, and opens up about her kids. (Also, doesn’t it look like she’s wearing her Maleficent cheekbones in this photo?)
-That photo of 13-year-old Willow Smith lounging on a bed with a half-naked man that everyone is freaking out about? Will Smithis cool with it.
–Sally Field beat Julia Robertsin a curse-off on Kimmel this week.
–Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy danced to “Blurred Lines” on The Graham Norton Show, and it was glorious.
–Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOP threw the classiest yard sale ever.
-In news that will surprise no one, Zac Efron makes a really pretty girl. Seth Rogen does not.
-In The Hollywood Reporter’s new cover story, Ellen Page addresses the ‘super, super disturbing’ allegations in the Bryan Singer case.
–Patton Oswalt‘s fake apology tweets are a thing of beauty.
–Olivia Wilde joined Billy on the Street for a rousing game of John Mayer or Pepé Le Pew?
–Emma Stone wants women to be nicer to each other already.
–Alec Baldwin reportedly doesn’t want his daughter Irelanddating Ryan Lochte, so he should be thrilled with this photo of her making out with Angel Haze.
-Sleepy Hollow is getting more episodes next season, and I’m not entirely sure that’s a good thing. One of the reasons the first season was so good was because it was tight and focused.
–Shonda Rhimes is shutting down Deadline’s story about Scandal recasting Harrison.
–Kristin Cavallari has given birth to another baby boy.
–Blake Lively has suddenly gone from being in hiding to being everywhere. She followed up her PDA-filled appearance at the MET Gala with a Gucci event.
–Rihanna hosted a MET Gala after-party but Anne Hathawayout-wilded her at it.
–Matt Damon says he’s “thrilled” about BFF George Clooney’s engagement. That makes one of us.
-It looks like the ER money has already run out: Mekhi Phifer just filed for bankruptcy.
–Neil Patrick Harris got super naked for the new cover of Rolling Stone.
-Between her stupid talk about feminism and her ranting about eating clay, I think I need a little break from Shailene Woodley.
-Meanwhile, the Fault In Our Stars trailer is the most “liked” trailer in YouTube history.
–Shenae Grimes thought it would be a good idea to talk shit about Hamilton on Twitter. It was not.
–Chelsea Handler‘s battle with E! has claimed a new victim – Ross Mathews‘s talk show has reportedly been axed.
–Justin Bieber‘s got a rumoured new squeeze. Poor girl. (He was reportedly at my hotel in Vegas on Saturday. Unsurprisingly, I didn’t bother to go looking for him.)
–Jennifer Lopez says her split from Marc Anthony was “a tremendous low.”
-If you want to know what James Franco looks like when he’s flirting with young girls, check out this clip from Palo Alto.
–Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm once competed in a game of Trivial Pursuit to impress a girl. (Also, is that not the most unflattering cover photo of Hamm you’ve ever seen?)
-I missed the Mindy Project’s season finale last night, but all reports were that it was perfect and kept up with the rom-com theme.
-Fox and NBC ordered a ton of new TV shows. Some sound good, others star Katherine Heigl.
-Also getting a new show is Rashida Jones, whose cop comedy is coming to TBS.
-In crappy comedy news, Trophy Wife is pretty much done judging by this week’s ratings.
-Speaking of TV, the new Gotham trailer looks great. I missed you, Ryan Atwood!
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Hot on the heels of his DUI/resisting arrest-arrest, Justin Bieber is at it again. Looks like Scooter Braun and Usher‘s counseling skills are still needed, as Justin has now been charged with one count of assault for apparently hitting a limo driver repeatedly on the back of the head back in December. Don’t believe me? Ask the Toronto Police Service:
It is alleged that:
– on Monday, December 30, 2013 at approximately 2:50 a.m., a limousine picked up a group of six people outside a nightclub in the Peter Street and Adelaide Street West area.
– while driving the group to a hotel, an altercation occurred between one of the passengers and the driver of the limousine
– in the course of the altercation, a man struck the limousine driver on the back of the head several times
– the driver stopped the limousine, exited the vehicle and called police
– the man who struck him left the scene before police arrived
On Wednesday, January 29, 2014, Justin Bieber, 19, of Calabasas, California, surrendered to police at 52 Division. He is facing the following charge:
1. Assault
He is scheduled to appear in court at Old City Hall on Monday, March 10, 2014, 11 a.m., room 111.
That Justin Bieber – what a gentleman! His mother raised him so well… Oh wait – she didn’t. In any case, Justin returned to Canada yesterday just in time to turn himself into a Toronto police station yesterday night… after which he IMMEDIATELY MADE AN INSTAGRAM VIDEO telling fans to watch his new video, seemingly from still inside the station. Life’s a barrel of fucking laughs to this asshole.
Here’s what his lawyer told People:
“The Toronto Police Service requested that Justin Bieber appear in Toronto today to face an allegation of assault relating to an incident on December 29, 2013,” his lawyer said in a statement to PEOPLE. “We anticipate that this matter will be treated as a summary offense, the equivalent of a misdemeanor in the United States.”
“Our position is that Mr. Bieber is innocent,” the statement continues. “As the matter is now before the court, it would be inappropriate to address the specifics of either the allegation or of our defense at this time.”
Earlier Wednesday, the Toronto police department wouldn’t confirm that the singer was on his way to the station. Constable Victor Kwong told PEOPLE, “I can only confirm that there was an investigation into the allegation of assault on a limo operator by one of his fares. I cannot confirm however that the Biebs is turning himself in.”
I really never knew it was possible to so ardently dislike a human being you’ve never met before Justin Bieber came along. This kid sends my blood pressure through the roof. Of course, he’ll get off with this just like he does with everything else, so no need to get our hopes up here. The world will just continue to let Justin Bieber terrorize it until he kills someone else or himself. Hurrah.
Here are some photos of swaggy adult Justin Bieber departing his swaggy Miami Beach rental house on Friday night. He peeked out of his car with what was described as a “sh-t eating grin” on his swaggy face. A few hours before he was arrested for DUI and drag racing in Miami Beach (and cussed out the cops during the process), he added to his swaggy rep by posting a cute little skateboarding video to Instagram. Beibs can be seen in the vid skateboarding down a tiny ramp before landing and (in all seriousness) stating, “Swag.” Then he went and got himself a swaggy mugshot. I still think he’s looking for street cred with this whole mess.
Let’s do bullet points to get caught up on swaggy baby Biebs:
* Justin has taken to Twitter and urged his cultish followers to keep the faith: “YOU ARE ALL WORTHY NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS. BE STRONG GOD IS WITH US ALL. MY BELIEBERS CHANGED MY LIFE> I WILL FOREVER BE GRATEFUL.” He also popped onto Instagram and wrote “thank u lord” (for his arrest?) and “what more can they say.” The latter caption was posted with a photo of Bieber comparing himself to Michael Jackson (photographed here after his “not guilty” plea to charges of child molestation). Of course.
* TMZ reports that the Miami Beach PD may have fudged Biebs’ blood alcohol level on his arrest report. Legal intoxication is .08, and the original report stated Bieber had a .04. TMZ’s sources say Bieber actually had a .014. Bieber admitted to police that was under the influence of weed and whatever drugs his mommy gave him, but the fudged report truly messes up this case. I admit not being surprised that the PD effed this up because the report also states that Bieber weighs 140 pounds. No freaking way does swaggy adult weigh more than 130.
* Bieber’s people predictably want him to hit rehab. They also think he needs some serious psychotheraphy to deal with the pressures of being so rich, famous, and successful. If the egg-throwing case gets filed as a felony, the judge might go for rehab as part of a plea deal. Courtney Enlow at Pajiba makes a great case for why the rehab push is ridiculous.
* Manager Scooter Braun is standing by his man. Scooter lovingly tweeted, “@justinbieber love you and i will act in the manner of someone who truly cares. that is all I have to say. thanks for all those concerned.” Scooter baby followed up with “Been a long day. Bottom line is we are defined by how we handle adversity. Be there when it counts. Love fully in good times and bad.” Aww.
* Lady Gaga just had to put her perspective out there. Because grabbing onto this scandal is the only way anyone will pay attention to her anymore. Gaga wrote on her Little Monsters site: “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and to stand up for themselves, but I think we should be supportive of Beliebers. They deserve, just like any other fan, to feel strong for each other and Justin so they can continue to share the bond they have through music.” Discuss.
* The drag racing, arrest, and other unseemly swaggy Bieber behavior is still everyone else’s fault. Radar Online says Bieber’s handlers are now pointing towards Selena Gomez as a “bad influence.” Team Swag is claiming Bieber only acts like a swaggy idiot after he and Selena have a fight. Whatever. #teamswag
* Bieber is in Panama now. People has the scoop, and it looks like quite the party affair.
Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Instagram, Fame/Flynet & Pacific Coast News
Justin Bieber joked (?) about retiring on a radio show, and we all held our breaths, hoping and saying, “Maybe this is true. Maybe this is for real. Maybe God gave us all a big Christmas present.” But alas, it appears young Bieber is “never leaving” us. Here’s what he tweeted to ruin our Christmas:
My beloved beliebers I’m officially retiring
BUT an hour later he tweeted,
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I’m never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle.
Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER
Guys, he’s HERE FOREVER. So I guess he was just joking this whole time or was high as f-ck. Either way, what a dick.
“Don’t make promises you can’t keep” — Bird Lady from Home Alone 2.
Justin Bieber has done a new exposé with The Hollywood Reporter, wherein he basically said he’s not sorry about anything he ever does and that he’s not a dickhead at all, he’s just “all about amazingness”. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Here are some choice quotes below:
His thoughts on “black culture”:
“I’m very influenced by black culture, but I don’t think of it as black or white,” he says. “It’s not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It’s a lifestyle — like a suaveness or a swag, per se. But I don’t really like to say the word [‘swag’] anymore. It’s kind of played out.”
OH YES, JUSTIN. You are such a fucking trendsetter and a definite spokesperson for black culture, being the white bread little shit you are.
On his burgeoning reputation as a Grade A dickhead:
“I don’t give a f—.” Elaborates Bieber: “Not ‘I don’t give a f—’ to just be reckless and do whatever, but ‘I don’t give a f— what they say.’ … I know who I am and what I’m doing in my life and what I’ve accomplished and continue to accomplish as a performer, as a writer, as an artist, as a person, as a human being. I’m happy with the man I’m becoming.”
On us meanie bloggers saying meanie things about him:
“When people see a negative thing about me on a magazine, they’re gonna buy it. Every time some site writes something bad, all my followers go on there, and it brings them more traffic. Now they have all the Beliebers on their site, which gives them money from advertisers. They’re just worried about money. They don’t care about ruining someone’s name.”
On his message to fans:
“What I represent is positivity and brightness and lightness and amazingness. Nothing negative at all.”
Also, here’s a choice spoonful of bullshit that his manager, Scooter Braun (WHY IS A GROWN MAN CALLED SCOOTER?), tried to feed us:
“He’s the only person in humanity who’s grown up the way he has — with smartphones and cameras on him 24/7,” says Braun. “Another kid can go out and have a good night on the town, and no one gives a crap, but Justin is the most Googled person on the planet — for four years straight!”
Oh God, can’t ANYONE make this shit stop?! I’ve never heard such a gigantic crock of shit all in one sitting before. This is horrendous. Justin’s the ONLY HUMAN to grow up how he has despite there being a MILLION OTHER CHILD STARS out there not doing the same fuckery he is? Justin represents “amazingness”? Ugh, I need to go take a bleach shower.
