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Justin Bieber arrested, charged with assault and dangerous driving

Justin Bieber is an asshole of epic proportions, so it’s no surprise that he’s continuing to rack up criminal charges with the best of them. You see, JB was arrested in Stratford, Ontario, Canada on Friday and charged with dangerous driving and assault after he got into an altercation with the driver of an ATV (who was, for the record, not a paparazzo). From CTV News: OPP say they were called to Line 40 east of Road 106 – east of the singer’s hometown of Stratford and northeast of Shakespeare – shortly before 3 p.m. Friday in response to a crash between a minivan and an ATV. A physical altercation occurred between the driver of the ATV and a person in the minivan following the crash, police said. Bieber, 20, faces charges of dangerous driving and dangerous driving and assault. Police say he was released from custody on a promise to appear in court. His next court date is set for Sept. 29. Fuuuuuck this kid. Can we not just put him in jail and throw away the key already? I know that won’t happen, but at the very least, he should not be allowed to operate a vehicle. AT ALL. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber is being investigated for attempted robbery

Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber being an asshole – and potentially a criminal (again). This time around, he’s the subject of a potential attempted robbery case. Basically, he tried to steal a woman’s phone once he saw her taking video on her phone of him getting in a major fight with some dudes at a batting cage. From TMZ: The woman tells TMZ … Monday night she was at the Sherman Oaks Castle Park — a complex with miniature golf and a batting cage — when she spotted Justin and his entourage playing a little mini golf and then hitting balls. The woman says Justin and his crew got into an altercation with some guys at the batting cage when J.B. noticed she was going for her cellphone to take pictures.  She says Justin demanded to see her phone so he could erase any photos.  She says she refused to fork over the phone so he then went into her purse and grabbed it. The woman says she began wrestling with Bieber, trying to get her phone back.  She says he ripped it out of her hands but couldn’t accomplish his mission because the phone was locked. We reached out to Bieber’s camp before posting this story … so far, no word back. She says Justin gave her the phone back and demanded that she unlock it to see if she took photos.  She obliged and showed Justin she had taken none.  She says she told Justin she and her 13-year-old daughter just wanted to say hi, and Justin screamed, “You’re humiliating yourself in front of your daughter.  Why don’t you just get out of here.”  Her daughter started crying. She says at that point Justin turned and started screaming at someone else. The woman later complained to police and the LAPD are now investigating. Is this actually an attempted robbery? Eh, I suppose within the confines of the law it might be, but I don’t think I’m a good judge of this situation because I just want this kid to be punished for being an absolute dick. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber Still Loves Sizzurp

I love that we’re still trying to “prove” that Justin Bieber really loves his Sizzurp and has a serious problem with drugs and alcohol. Apparently now we’ve got video proof, in the form of JB carrying a styrofoam cup (apparently a sure sign of “Lean” use?) on his way into an Atlanta club. As we all know, Justin moved to Atlanta last month to be “closer to hip hop” and has apparently spiraled out of control since moving there with his drugs and alcohol. Sure, it’s “just” codeine, alcohol and weed, but the next story will be how he’s on to heroin or something. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook