Gwyneth Paltrow Vows To Only Do One Movie A Year, World Rejoices

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Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the nation’s most beloved (and smelly) actresses (gag), but you’ll have to hold your breath for her every release moving forward, as she’s got a deal with herself to only do one film a year in order to maintain family commitments. Wait, shhh! Do you hear that? Listen closely…

Angel

Oh right, it’s just the angels rejoicing over the fact that we won’t be subject to like, 800 Gwyneth movies at once. Of course, she couldn’t just say her family is more important than showbiz. She had to throw in out great it is to work for Hugo Boss because you suckers are sat at home and she’s jetting off to Spain!

From WWD:

“I can only really do one film a year now because of my family and how it all works out, so it’s so nice for me to be able to work for a great company and, you know, I’m going to Spain next week for two days so I still get to travel and meet really interesting people and have a work interaction. But it’s not like I am out of the house for three months.”

Man, she’s the worst.

Thanks to Evil Beet