Matt Damon looks amazing in Cannes. God, I love his glasses. [LaineyGossip]
Rosario Dawson flashed everyone in Cannes. [Moe Jackson]
Britney Spears looks pretty good coming out of the dance studio. [I’m Not Obsessed]
This is what Dennis Rodman looks like these days. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan is smoking a lot & not brushing her hair in rehab. [CDAN]
Goldie Hawn looks pretty amazing at 70. [Celebslam]
Simon Cowell’s choices for The X-Factor are pretty boring. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Michael Kors is charging more than $5000 for this fug halter. [The Frisky]
This photo is pure goodness. *wipes tears* [Jezebel]
Justin Bieber’s monkey has become a naturalized German citizen. [Grantland]
This true-crime story is disturbing and disgusting. [Bossip]
Model Matt Woodhouse & his cute (NSFW) butt. [OMG Blog]
Nicole Kidman’s shoe p0rn. [Yeeeah]
Jennifer Lawrence has her Mystique makeup on again! [PopBytes]
The most annoying things dudes do in bed. [Limelife]
Amy’s Baking Company is hiring. [Hollywood Rag]
Aw, this poor Golden Retriever is so stoned. [The Loop]
Reggie Bush named his daughter Briseis Bush. [Life & Style]
Thanks to Cele Bitchy
