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What kind of parties does Gwyneth Paltrow throw?
Gwyneth Paltrow recently celebrated her son Moses’ 8th birthday, and despite haven’t recently “consciously uncoupled” from husband Chris Martin, she was certainly in the festive spirit and wasn’t going to let that affect Moses’ special day. And yeah, I think it probably goes without saying that it’s pretty sweet to be the kid of a rich parents. From US Weekly: “Everything took place in the backyard,” the insider tells Us, adding that the set-up of the driveway included blue ombre-faded balloons spelling out the letters “M-O-S-E-S” beside the number “8.” The guest list included 20 of Moses’ friends and a few of 9-year-old Apple’s pals, too. “Colorful tables were set up everywhere,” the eyewitness recalls, “and hula hoops and balls for the kids to play with.” Along with the toys, the backyard featured a giant inflatable bounce house in the style of a pirate ship. But that’s not all! A magician was also on-site to entertain the kids. For lunch, the kids and adults enjoyed delightful treats catered by food trucks, including gourmet hotdog vendor Dogtown Dogs and L.A.’s beloved “chow truck” India Jones. Specialties included hot dogs topped with Fritos and Indian street food like samosas, curry and Indian tacos, the source says. The party ended at around 4 p.m. in the afternoon. Some of the guests were spotted leaving in airbrushed T-shirts, designed at the party, which included each kid’s name and a design of his or her choice. Okay, first of all, what 8-year-old has 20 friends? Honestly? That seems insane to me and I’m going to go ahead and assume most of those kids were just the kids of fellow celebrities. On a side note, the blow up house seems awesome and I bet the food was superb. I mean, damn, can’t I get an invite? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
The Afternoon Links
Lindsay Lohan still gets fall-down drunk [Celebitchy] I’m so into the Rihanna and Drake relationship [Lainey Gossip] Shit got pretty crazy on ‘Game of Thrones’ this week [Socialite Life] Michael Jackson’s kids don’t want to live with Debbie Rowe [ICYDK] Someone glitter bombed the Kardashians [Celebslam] Candice Swanepoel takes really hot selfies [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW] Lily Aldrige makes a really great model [Moe Jackson] Did we forget about McKayla Maroney? [The Blemish] Here’s the ‘Fault In Our Stars’ trailer! [I’m Not Obsessed] Nick Cannon got destroyed on Twitter, finally [Bossip] Here are Jennifer Lawrence’s best red carpet looks [Celebuzz] Surprise, Jerry Lewis is a misogynist asshole [The Frisky] Kanye West and Common created 20,000 jobs in Chicago [Starpulse] Brad Pitt in a dress can’t be bad [theBERRY] Emma Watson turned 24, if you can believe it [Popoholic] Of course Lindsay Lohan caused drama for Elle Indonesia [PopBytes] Watch Outkast’s full Coachella set, if that’s your thing [OMG Blog] Alexander Skarsgard is a rather handsome man [Lainey Gossip] Rashida Jones warns girls against provocative selfies [Celebitchy] Goddamn, Charlie Hunnam, get it boy [Socialite Life] Zooey Deschanel stopped by ‘Good Morning America’ this week [ICYDK] Alex Pettyfer has a serious lack of boundaries [The Superficial] Lake Bell got topless in ‘GQ’, of course [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW] Rita Ora can do the whole classy thing really well [Moe Jackson] Has Kim Kardashian found her wedding venue in Paris? [I’m Not Obsessed] Ice Cube feels robbed after losing to Paul Walker [Celebuzz]
The IRS is still after MC Hammer
MC Hammer filed for bankruptcy back in 1996 and lost EVERYTHING, leaving him broke and without his most expensive possessions. While he paid his $7 million debts (including almost $2 million to the IRS) in 2007, turns out, the IRS wants more from him. From TMZ: Hammer got out from under his debt by anteing up more than $7 mil in 2007, and that amount included more than $1.4 million to the IRS. Now — 7 years later — hammer says Uncle Sam has just demanded another $1.4 mil — this time for penalties and interest on the delinquent 1996 taxes. Hammer thinks it’s a travesty, and has filed legal docs asking a judge to block the IRS from collecting because of basic principles of fairness. That is pretty messed up – the IRS will drain your ass DRY, though. Hopefully he doesn’t have to declare bankruptcy AGAIN – and he stays out of trouble, too, since he was arrested last year. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Demi Lovato covered Ed Sheeran’s ‘Give Me Love’ and it wasn’t completely awful
Demi Lovato has finally stopped talking about her time in rehab long enough to get back to the music, and I kinda feel like she should do it way more often! She did a concert at the iHeart Radio Theatre in Los Angeles, where she covered an Ed Sheeran song, ‘Give Me Love’. It’s a great track, and Sheeran is really hard to cover well. Is this amazing? Definitely not. Is it as bad as it could have been? Eh, nah. Don’t think so. However, at least she tried and I did make it through the whole thing, so perhaps that’s a relative victory? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
What happened to Mariah Carey’s head?
Look, I’m not here to shame anyone. Mariah Carey is a beautiful woman and a total legend, but SOMETHING has gone awry in her cranial region because in a new interview with Entertainment Tonight (which she turned up five hours late to, in true diva fashion), she looks… not really human. I mean, leave it to ONTD to point this out, but what’s happening here? I’m just so confused! Is it Botox gone awry? An allergic reaction? A bad angle? It’s all so bizarre. Also, of COURSE she was supposed to show up at 7 pm and turned up at 12:30 am. WHO DOES THAT? And how is she even awake at that time of night? Lord, I’m tired just reading that time. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Oprah made Pharrell cry!
Pharrell‘s ‘Happy’ is a massive success – I don’t know anyone on this planet who hates this song (go ahead, someone prove me wrong because I know it’s coming) and for good reason. I wouldn’t call myself a Pharrell fan, but I think he makes some pretty solid music (Robin Thicke collab withstanding) and ‘Happy’ is just a REALLY great, feel-good song. And in this day and age with all the bullshit in the world, sometimes something really positive and upbeat with no pretense at all is just… refreshing, and yes, kinda moving. Sitting down with Oprah for her Oprah Prime series, he was shown a video made by fans around the world who were dancing and singing along in countries like Iceland, Senegal and beyond. Just seeing the effect this song has had on the world made Pharrell emotional – like, REALLY emotional – and he was reduced to tears. First of all, even if I went on Oprah to talk about how much I liked chocolate or something, I feel like I would cry. That’s what you do with Oprah! Let it out! That being said, that was pretty great. Even I got a little teary-eyed! How good is Pharrell’s ‘Happy’? Oh man, SO GOOD. I love it! Eh, it’s okay, but not THAT great. Totally overrated – can’t stand it! I live under a rock and have never heard it. View Results Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Justin Bieber thinks he’s a rapper now
I mean, I know Justin Bieber has been thinking he’s a rapper for a while now, but this disaster rose (sunk?) to a whole new level this past weekend when he hit the stage with Chance the Rapper for a rather interesting… performance, I guess you would call it. I hesitate to call anything Justin Bieber tries to pass off as rap a “performance” – more like a farce. The pair did “Confident”, which is apparently a song they did together and even released a video for, and I guess people… kinda liked it? I just cannot take this asshole seriously. Shame for Chance the Rapper, too – I actually kinda like him but my opinion has already plummeted after seeing this! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Ben Affleck & Rosamund Pike in the first ‘Gone Girl’ trailer: how does it look?
I’ve been really excited about the Gone Girl film adaptation since I read the book