Diane Kruger: “In L.A., you’re the devil if you eat bread”
On how she loves carbs and French food: “In L.A., you’re the devil if you
Kaley Cuoco: “Do I look like Justin Bieber?”
On her new hair: “I was swishing my hair to the left so much, I
Emma Stone in Shorts
Emma Stone filmed a scene for Woody Allen’s new film this week at Salve Regina
Surprise! Katherine Heigl’s complaining again
Man, Katherine Heigl is the fucking worst. Every single time this woman opens her mouth, she’s complaining about how hard done by she is and how the world is unfair and she’s so misunderstood or she needs money or she wants work or she doesn’t want to work or blah blah blah. It’s so exhausting just having her as a human being on this planet in the celebrity sense, so I can’t imagine how insufferable she is to people who actually know her. Katherine’s latest bitchfest took place in Good Housekeeping, where she moaned about how tough it was to be a “working mother”, making millions on TV and film projects while most normal human beings are just making ends meet by doing the exact same thing. You see, Katherine believes in “family first” so she had a really tough time reconciling that with getting off her ass to get while the gettin’s good in the acting world. “I would come home angry and frustrated that I’d missed everything with my kid that day,” Heigl, 35, told Good Housekeeping of being a working mom after she and husband Josh Kelley adopted daughter Naleigh, now 5. “I didn’t get to wake her up from her nap, or do bath time or bedtime. I’d have to sneak into her room and kiss her when she was sleeping, hoping not to wake her up.” Something had to go—and it wasn’t her baby girl. “I felt like my priorities were messed up,” the State of Affairs star admitted. “I was putting so much time and energy into just my work, but I was raised [to believe] that family comes first.” Huh, bet she wishes she wouldn’t have quit so soon – now it’s nearly impossible for her to get hired. I know she’s got a new role and all, but something tells me the role – or the show in general – won’t last long and she’ll be back begging for your pennies soon enough. Ugh, awful. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Katy Perry greets fans in pepperoni pizza onesie
Katy Perry is still chugging along on the Prismatic World Tour, and this week she’s stopped by Philadelphia to give them a wild ride through her crazy ass live show. Afterwards, she actually came out to meet some of her beloved KatyCats… while wearing a pepperoni pizza onesie. How quirky? I’m all for Katy’s kid-like, nostalgia-laced, florescent nonsense, but a long-sleeved pepperoni pizza onesie in August? Girl, no hipster bullshit is worth overheating. Not feeling this at all. It’s too hot! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Kanye West is afraid North West will get electrocuted by a drone while swimming
Kanye West‘s testimony at his Los Angeles assault trial against a paparazzi is just too fucking rich, man. While yesterday we heard that he claimed he’s the smartest celebrity there is, today we hear of his deep-seated fears: that paparazzi will fly drones over his house, lose control of said drones and then crash them into the pool while his 1-year-old daughter is swimming, thereby electrocuting her to death. Uh… From TMZ: In the depo … Kanye sarcastically asks the photog’s lawyer, “Is your daughter stalked by like drones? Are there drones flying where she’s trying to learn how to swim at age 1?” Kanye goes on … “Wouldn’t you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying? What happens if a drone falls right next to her? Would it electrocute her?” As for how that could happen, Kanye says, “Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn’t understand how to remote control the drone over their house?” Oh, dear. I mean… what? I suppose this goes a ways in explaining why he and Kim just abandoned the house they were renovating to buy a new one for $20 million in Hidden Hills, California. It has its own vineyard, two spas, two swimming pools, two barbeque centers (JEALOUS) and is set on 3.5 acres of land. More money than sense, I’ve always said. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Kate Moss told Justin Bieber to stop being an asshole
It seems like everybody who’s nobody (or should be nobody) was in Ibiza last week for designer Riccardo Tisci’s birthday celebration. Justin Bieber was there, as were the Kardashians and Jenners and supermodels like Kate Moss. It seems young Justin thought he could be well in with Kate and sauntered up to her at the party with all of his undeniable ~*sWaGgEr*~… only to be rebuffed and told off. YAAAAASSSS! From The Telegraph: “Kate had a huge go at him and told him he needed to behave,” reports The Sun. “She was giving Bieber some choice words like a teacher after the singer asked to be introduced.” All while wearing a very responsible outfit of latex underwear and a fishnet dress. Just like a teacher. “He’d gone up to say hi to [Kate] like his usual cocky self, expecting her to gush over him,” the source continues. “It was quite a slap in the face.” It’s unfortunate that it wasn’t an actual slap in the face, but we’ll take what we can get, I suppose. I love that he really thought Kate Moss was going to buy his bullshit, though. Kate has seen and done it all and does not have time for that nonsense. Move along, little boy. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook