Kids grow up so fast these days — little Suri Cruise is already having her first paparazzi fight. I remember when she was but a baby on the cover of Vanity Fair. And look at her now! I think this reminds us all of our first scuffle with a paparazzo, doesn’t it? I guess no matter who our parents are, we all go though the same things growing up.
Suri and mother Katie Holmes and some random kid were leaving a hotel, and were immediately surrounded by the talented and beautiful paparazzi. Suri, understandably agitated, shouted, “We’re TRYING to GET in the CAR!” No wire hangers for this chick, am I right? This one grown man will just not let up, walking in step with the trio, shoving a pen in her face, begging for Suri Cruise’s autograph. Guy, what the f-ck are you going to do with an 7 year-old’s autograph? She wasn’t even in Home Alone.
Suri shouts, “STOP IT.” Then, and we can’t tell if it’s the same grown-ass man because it’s off camera, an adult male shouts, “Bye Suri, you little brat!” And then a second grown man says, “Whoa whoa whoa whoa” and it’s a walk-off. It’s a walk-off. This second man then tries to defend Suri’s honor saying, “When you’re a father, bro, when you’re a father, it’s a different thing.” The first guy then calls 7 year-old Suri Cruise, “a bitch.”
I wrote out the video for you because watching it made me cringe very, very hard. So fair warning if you want to see it for yourself.
I kind of wish that guy was around to sass Will Smith’s children. No cursing at them though. Because come on, dude.
P.S. Welcome to your nightmarish future, North West!
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