Surprise, surprise. For last night’s LA premiere of Paranoia, the lead of the film, Liam Hemsworth, actually walked the red carpet with his fiancée Miley Cyrus. Isn’t that interesting? Miley and Liam’s engagement seemed off-and-on for months now. Actually, it seemed like Miley was sort of clinging to Liam while he gallivanted and fooled around with other chicks (like January Jones?). But they’re still together. And they want you to know that. I’m trying to read Miley’s face… is that a look of triumph? I don’t think it is. I think that’s the look that Kelly Preston gets on her face when she’s doing an appearance with John Travolta. Like, “Our relationship isn’t really like this, but let’s put on a show.”
Miley’s dress is Proenza Schouler Spring 2013. I hate it. I hate her shoe choice. I hate the leather. I hate the colors. I hate her hair. I hate her makeup. And I actually sort-of like Miley (at least I’m willing to give her a pass on some stuff). But this is a style failure from top to bottom.
Also on the carpet was “controversial” Amber Heard, girlfriend of Johnny Depp. No, Depp did not walk the carpet with his girlfriend. He didn’t come near her premiere at all. Amber used to have great style, but this Vionnet gown is rather… blah. Not all that flattering. I like her darker hair, but the style is kind of messy. Her makeup looks good though.
And Harrison Ford and Callista. Boring. But I still love him. Gary Oldman didn’t come to the premiere, by the way!
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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