Here are lots and lots of photos from this year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which did seem to have a “Britannia” theme (I was wondering why Taylor Swift wore the Union Jack). I’m not going to talk your ear off about this stuff, you just want to look at the models and the bizarre costumes that I guess are supposed to be sexy or whatever. So here are some general thoughts:
*Doutzen Kroes is always stunning and beautiful, and I would love to have her strong, fit-looking figure.
*Candice Swanepoel seems stunned to have Farrah Hair.
*Karlie Kloss is ALWAYS boring, even when she’s wearing psychedelic wings.
*Adriana Lima is like Sexy Stalin, I think.
*Kasia Struss (the model in the cop ensemble) is too thin.
*Devon Windsor isn’t pulling off the blonde hair OR the Freddie Mercury look.
*Lily Aldridge is a Tartan Dragon!
*Alessandra Ambrosio is not all that, right?
*Jordan Dunn’s peacock look is actually kind of cool.
*Behati Prinsloo has a bigger rack than I was expecting. Either that or the VS bra is really good.
*Erin Heatherton misses Leonardo. I can see it on her face.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Special thanks Cele Bitch
