I’ve been at this job for almost six years and let me tell you… this might be the worst Pumpkin Patch Season ever. Usually, all of the celebrities are bringing their kids to the Pumpkin Patch for a nice family photo-op. Obviously, the B and C-listers always show up, but every year, we get some surprises. Not this year. It’s been a parade of mostly C-listers and “nobody even cares”-listers.
Thankfully, the family Kardashian-West and Kardashian-Disick stepped out at the Underwood Family Farms yesterday. This is not the same as Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch (which is where all of the really thirsty celebrities go), but it’s still a pretty pap-friendly venue. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian brought out North and Kourtney and Kris Jenner brought out Mason and Penelope. Kourtney is expecting another little girl any day now. And Kim really needs to be pregnant right now so she can be preggo-twinsies with Duchess Kate again.
I have to give Kim some minor props for wearing flats. Even North is charming in her matching flats and little fringed cape. The clothing situation in these photos is very venue-appropriate. Shock.
As for Kanye, he recently told his students at the LA Trade Technical College (where he lectures as part of his community service) that he’s going to eventually turn his fashion line into an international business worth billions. He said: “I’m going to be making uniforms for my old high school through my brand Yeezy. I want to… eventually do uniforms for the entire city. Then I want those uniforms to be hot and I eventually want to be the anchor and the force behind a $1 billion company. Then I want to be the anchor of the first $1 trillion company.” And this is my favorite quote: ”I want to stop using the term ‘fashion’ because Eve made Adam bite an apple and since then it’s been illegal to be naked. I’m helping people follow the law in style.” #KlassicKanye #NoDisrespectToEve
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Special thanks Cele Bitch
