Justin Bieber’s Would-Be Kidnappers Really Did Want to Sell His Testicles For $2,500 Each
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Alyson Hannigan Files Restraining Order
Alyson Hannigan, my beloved Lily of How I Met Your Mother, filed a restraining order
Frank Ocean Is Classy, Won’t Press Charges On Chris Brown
Don’t expect much coverage of the walking skidmark on humanity’s underwear that is Chris Brown