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Beyonce “proves” she’s not pregnant by posting bikini pics

Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently on holiday with Blue Ivy over in Italy, while the rest of the world is fixated on whether or not they’re expecting another baby. Jay-Z apparently announced that she was during a concert in France by simply changing a lyric in one of his songs, sending the world into an absolute frenzy (as they probably hoped). Well, finally Beyonce is “speaking out” against these rumours by posting photos of herself on holiday in a bikini, showing zero sign of a baby bump or anything close to it. Look, I’m all about Bey celebrating her hotness and all of that, but the stunt queen bullshit has GOT to go. It’s exhausting. If she’s pregnant or not pregnant, whatever, who cares? The point is, don’t purposely try to create hype by suggesting to rabid, crazy ass fans that have already been speculating that she is indeed having a baby, then put up pictures of her in a bikini showing she’s clearly not, etc. Trying to drum up attention at this point is desperate and obnoxious – you’ve already got it, so why carry on like this? Y’all know I am a Beyonce & Jay-Z fan, but sometimes it’s a hard life to live because they make it so easy to be annoyed by them. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Beyonce might be pregnant again

I don’t think anyone actually really knows what’s going on with Beyoncé and Jay-Z. First they can’t stand each other and are planning to divorce and now all of a sudden Bey is pregnant again, apparently. At least that’s what OK Magazine and MediaTakeOut are saying. He’s informed their entire entourage that they need to use relaxed voices, mellow lighting, and listen only to soft music, and he’s said that all of the food Beyonce’s eat should be organic. He’s really doing his best to make sure that she’s as comfortable and healthy as possible. Yeah, okay – I don’t really think so, but I guess you never know. I just hope they don’t end up actually having another baby to shut up reports that their marriage is falling apart. That’s a recipe for disaster if ever I’ve heard one. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Beyonce Is “Done” With Jay Z

Beyoncé and Jay Z are totally getting divorced for realsies, so claims Us Weekly. Rumors of their impending divorce are nothing new, but the magazine is so dead set on it that they’ve made it their cover, essentially saying Bey’s not exactly “drunk in love” anymore. From Us: Now that the singer has finished the last of her On The Run U.S. tour dates with husband Jay Z, speculation about the couple’s marriage is at an all-time high. Fans are wondering if the spouses of six years will go the distance — but Beyonce is already making moves toward a split, sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly. Insiders tell Us the music superstar, 32, has a plan of action in place for if/when she decides to call it quits with her rapper hubby, 44, dad to her 2-year-old daughter, Blue Ivy. One source says “she is done” after their remaining On The Run shows in Paris, France. A source previously told Us Weekly that the spouses “stayed separately” while in New York and L.A. for their On The Run tour. And another insider said Beyonce went without her husband to look for apartments in Manhattan, including a $21.5 million penthouse in Chelsea. You know what? Let them be done already. I’m so sick of hearing about them. I’m pretty much sick of them altogether. If this actually happens, let’s just all pray it’s a swift and clean divorce, and not the media circus it will inevitably be, because I am so tired of hearing about Bey and Jey. I don’t know if I believe Us or not (like how many freaking times have they declared Jennifer Aniston to be pregnant?) but I don’t think I would be shocked if they did divorce. Maybe that’s only because I don’t care about their lives all that much, and am not hugely invested. Anyway, if they divorce, I’ll bet they announce it in October. Anyone else want to make a guess? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook