Snooki: ‘Stop commenting on people’s bodies. It’s not nice’
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Snooki & JWoww: Return To The Jersey Shore House… With Their Kids!
Snooki and JWoww have come a long way from their alcohol fueled drama in the Jersey Shore house. For six seasons, we witnessed their ups and downs and it made for some of the best reality TV scenes ever. There was no reality show on the air quite like it, but by the time the final season rolled around, it was pretty stale. It probably didn’t help matters that Snooki was pregnant with her first child. This changed the dynamic of the show. Snooki changed from an immature young woman into a very strong woman with a family in mind. No one was surprised when it was announced that Jersey Shore was coming to an end in 2012. There’s only so many times you can watch the same group of people get drunk and make fun of themselves. Snooki & JWoww’s spin-off lasted for four seasons and it chronicled the two best friends as they navigated a more mature lifestyle. Snooki & JWoww recently took a trip to the Jersey Shore house where it all began, but they took their kids with them. That’s wrong on so many levels. Remember the smoosh room? Let’s hope that room has been steam cleaned. That was the go-to place when people in the house wanted to indulge in some sexual activity, so we can only imagine the horrors that could be hiding in there. View Slideshow: 15 Stars Whose 15 Minutes of Fame Are Already Up JWoww’s husband, Roger took to his wife’s blog to speak about their experience and made it clear that he wasn’t fond of the kids going to the house. “For reasons unknown my wife and Nicole took our kids to the Jersey Shore house today and let them pose for a photo op in the “Smoosh Room” or as I like to call it the DNA Daycare,” Roger revealed on the blog. It seems like Roger has finally found a sense of humor. Remember he would fly off the handle at JWoww whenever she tried to have a joke with him? Roger closed off his post with more hilarious comments about it all. “I’m in a full Haz Mat suit now waiting in the driveway to power wash my kids off and scrub them down with bleach when they get home. Child protective services will be waiting for you as well @jwoww.” “Our daughter’s face says it all.” What do you think of it all? Should the kids have visited the house? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?
Snooki Got Married, Check Out Her Dress!
Gone are the days of an Ugg-wearing Snooki, AKA, Nicole Polizzi. Now she’s donning a wedding gown! She married fiancé Jionni LaValle on Saturday, November 29. The couple have two children. They had a “Great Gatsby” themed wedding. And here’s one of the two wedding gowns she wore, as posted on her site: And here are some details about the big day, from Us: Polizzi, 26, donned two dresses from Bridal Reflections for the big day: an off-white, traditional lace gown for the ceremony and a more “fun and Gatsby-themed” dress for the reception, the bride previously shared with Us. Her bridesmaids, including BFF Jenni “JWoww” Farley, wore black gowns with bows on them. After the couple exchanged vows, the bridal party and family and friends danced to eighteen-piece band Time Machine. Ms. Snooki has said, of wedding planning that, “it’s not that hard.” Well yeah, when you’ve got a team of people to do shit for you, I doubt you’d consider it hard. Can I continue my snarkiness and say that maybe she could have found a better wedding photographer, because wow, are these poorly lit. Was her lipstick really that dark? I doubt it. ANYWAY, SNARKINESS OVER, congrats to the happy couple, I got nothing against Ms. Polizzi and even found her kind of adorable on Dancing with the Stars. Best of luck! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
MTV Movie Awards Fashion Post!
I mean, come on, David Hasselhoff was there. Is there an awards show more useless than the MTV Movie Awards? I’ve yet to find it. Anyway, the MTV Movie Awards happened with a bunch of “celebs” I didn’t even know or recognize (seriously, this red carpet hit new heights of “who the f-ck are these people”), and they mostly all wore hideous outfits. Let’s take a gander! And freakin’ Grumpy Cat was there in Pharrell’s hat. Make your picks for BEST, WORST, AND WTF look of the night! One thing’s for sure: crop tops aren’t going anywhere, and Rihanna was wearing a damn bathing suit. Adrian Grenier. I like the tux, though I don’t know if it suits his complexion 100%, but I like that it’s differently and it fits him (mostly) well. Bella Thorne. Oh girl, this is so awful. It’s like ancient Egyptian mummy chic. Blegh. Chrissy Tiegen. I hate this. It seems like something you’d put on a 6 year old, and looks about that size, too. Sorry. This is Christine Bently, a Z-list actress, but I’m singling her out because although I’m usually against Herve Leger/bandage dresses, I like this one, and I think she really rocks it hard. I like this on Debby Ryan, but I can’t tell if it’s pants or a dress. Either way, she looks fab. Ellie Goulding also went with cutouts in her dress — another popular look aside from the crop top — and I think she wears it well. This is Holland Roden from Teen Wolf in something that’s just awful. I like the shoes but they don’t work with this, though I admire her for matching her lipstick and nail color to her heels so expertly. Jessica Alba in something pretty, yet boring. Boring because it’s so freakin’ trendy now to wear a crop top with a very high-waisted skirt. I’m yawning. Sorry, y’all, I’m like Grumpy Cat today. This is Jillian Rose Reed of Awkward. Speaking of which, that’s how I feel about this dress: awkward. I think it’s too short in the wrong places and that it doesn’t particularly flatter her figure. Leslie Mann. Since I’m already grumpy, I’ll just go for it and say, I’ve never liked Leslie Mann and I don’t know why. Something about her facial expressions really bother me. But I like this dress and the shoes and I think she looks great. So there. I think this is a rare miss for Lupita Nyong’o. Usually she nails it, but I think there’s way too much going on here. Love the shoes, though. She pulls of vibrant, neon colors so well. How very subdued for Nicki Minaj. I guess we’re seeing “actress Nicki” here. I like it but I think there’s too many pieces of jewelry. She doesn’t need all that. She’s beautiful. What 1990′s Destiny’s Child time machine did Pia Mia step out of? This is designer Rachel Antonoff. I always appreciate when ladies do something different on the red carpet, so I put this here. Love it or hate it, but at least it’s different. I’m somewhere in between. I would love this suit so much more if not for the Colonel Sanders-style bowtie. Here’s Rihanna being glamorous in a damn bathing suit and night robe. Yeah, it’s probably not literally a bathing suit, but it looks like one, and I think it’s a tad ridiculous, though she still looks bangin’. I love it when she tones down the makeup. I also love it when Rita Ora tones it down. I think she looks gorgeous here. And here’s a closeup of her clutch she was showing off all down the red carpet: Okay. Thanks! We see it. Look upon Seth Rogen‘s field of f-cks, and you shall see that it is barren. Shailene Woodley. Okay, love the shoes, love the proportions, hate the crop top, the tie on the crop top, the waistband on the skirt, and the color of everything. Snooki looks like she hopped into a Forever 21 an hour before the show and bought whatever was in the window. The mannequin was probably posed like this, too. TV actress Vanessa Marano, in yet another crop top ensemble. I’m not thrilled about it, and it appears she isn’t either. Victoria Justice is too pretty for this atrocious dress. Zac Efron‘s outfit is so confusing. The top says “I’m going to Home Depot!” but the bottom says “I gotta be back in time to join my Jared Leto tribute band.” I actually like the skinny jeans and shoes, but they don’t work at all with the shirt. Pick a look, Zac. Zendaya Coleman. I know this Disney star best from Dancing with the Stars. I think she’s so cute but I think this dress is a horrible…misstep. (GET IT? DANCING PUN!) Okay, here is usually where I make my own picks for BEST, WORST, and WTF, but these were all so bad, I’m gonna need your guys’ help on this one. So what look do you think is… BEST: ? WORST: ? WTF: ? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Snooki doesn’t want to have a daughter
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is pregnant with her second child, and while she’s stoked on motherhood and can’t wait to welcome another little one to her family, she really hopes it’s another boy because she can’t handle the thought of having a mini-me running around. From Extra: “Everybody in our family has a boy and then a girl, or a girl and a boy, so we kind of want two boys to switch it up and make it different.” “Plus, I’m not ready to have a miniature me,” she continued. “I don’t need a diva telling me what to do. I’m not ready for that.” “If it’s a boy or it’s a girl, as long as the baby’s healthy we’re gonna be very, very happy, but me and Jionni would like to have two boys, you know, another boy.” It’s kinda funny how much Snooki has changed over the years. I never thought I’d see the day where the self-described Oompa Loompa would stop falling over drunk on the streets and settle down to raise a family, but here she is. Good for little Snooki. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Snooki Talks Body Insecurities
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Snooki Wants to Be Kim Kardashian’s Trainer
On how she wants to help Kim lose the baby weight: I can be her