September 2014

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Martha Stewart has some “advice” for Gwyneth Paltrow

If there’s one thing we all need to learn in life, it’s this: do not fuck with Martha Stewart. She is not here for anyone’s bullshit. Also, she is not here for your copycat “lifestyle guru” nonsense because she did it first and she does it best, so sit down and stay in your lane. She had to put Blake Lively in her place and now she’s doing it to Gwyneth Paltrow, which is pretty much the best thing EVER (because who among us doesn’t dream of telling Gwyneth Paltrow off?). From Page Six: “She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.” LOL DAAAAAAAAMN. Martha Stewart is so ice cold… but she’s completely correct. No one is saying (at least I’m not) that a woman has to stick to one thing and can never do anything but the thing she’s known for, but to pretend as if Gwyneth Paltrow has any credibility whatsoever when it comes to telling anyone how to live their lives when she advocates eating 700 calories per day and says she’d rather kill herself than let her kids eat Cup-o-Noodles (FOOL!). I’m Team Martha all the way, on this matter and most others, as it happens. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Some guy told Beyonce she can’t sing and her response was excellent

I don’t know who in their right mind (which is, perhaps, the point) would go to a Beyonce concert just to hold up a sign that says she can’t sing, but I guess to each his own. That’s what some weirdo did nearly a year ago, and we’re only now seeing the video of how the incident unfolded now. I won’t ruin it for you – just sit back and enjoy: Well, that’s him told. Look, if you really don’t like someone/something, how about just, you know, getting a life and shutting up about it? NO ONE CARES. If you DO like something but you act like you don’t just to create drama/get attention, the advice is the same: get a life. No time for cornballs like this dude. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kanye West told a wheelchair-bound man to “stand up” at his concert

Oh, Kanye West. So sweet, so innocent… so very, very stupid and inappropriate. During a concert in Melbourne on Friday night, Kanye really wanted the audience to enjoy themselves, so he insisted they stand up and threatened to not go on with the concert until every single person had done so. He’s not totally unreasonable, of course – you were exempt from this if “you got a handicap pass and get special parking and shit”. What a gentleman! Apparently Kanye needed one audience member to wave one of his prosthetic limbs in the air to prove his handicap and only then was he happy to move on. However, he apparently later sent his security guard into the audience to check that another audience member was indeed handicapped and not just pretending so that he didn’t have to stand at a fucking Kanye West concert (??????). From The Daily Mail: But when another fan remained seated, he stopped the song Good Life, saying, ‘This is the longest I’ve had to wait to do a song, it’s unbelievable,’ before sending bodyguard Pascal Duvier into the arena to check whether the person was in fact in a wheelchair- which they were. ‘The crowd was also yelling that he was in a wheelchair but he waited for Pascal’s confirmation,’ the witness said, while others said the crowd made ‘wheelchair motions’ to alert the singer to his mistake. Uh… okay? Apparently after THIS incident, Kanye said it was “fine” for the fan to stay seated. Does this guy have brain damage or something? I feel like that can be the only possible explanation at this point of the shit he comes up with. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Jay-Z might have announced that Beyonce is pregnant again

Jay-Z and Beyoncé have taken their On The Run tour overseas and while performing in France on Friday night, Jay-Z maybe sorta told everyone that Bey is knocked up again for real by changing the lyrics in his song “Beach Is Better” from “I replace it with another one” to “pregnant with another one”.  People are, of course, losing their shit, and no official announcement has been made (nor have their reps responded to the 8,000,000 requests for comment I’m sure they’ve had since). Of course, these rumours have been swirling around for weeks, maybe months – but this is the first we’ve heard from either of them either way. Does changing a lyric in a song count as an announcement? Was he just trying to rile everyone up? Is Baby #2 just growing to prove the haters wrong and show the world that Jay and Bey’s relationship is just fine? Who knows? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook