Surgery & airbrush = celebrity post baby bodies!
Is anyone else completely disturbed by the trend of celebrities showing off their post baby bodies on magazine covers?
With bikini photo shoots and headlines like, “How I got My Body Back!” it’s a weird freak show of exhibitionist mothers parading their surgically enhanced bodies while trying to convince us they have the perfect body because they eat right, exercise and have amazing genes.
Yeah, right.
These women have multiple ways of obtaining their post baby body, and it’s not carrots & brocoli, at least not exclusively. These women have money, they have surgeries, they have makeup teams. What “flaws” are captured on camera can simply be airbrushed out. So you won’t ever see one varicose vein or one stretchmark on these celebrity moms. Ever.
Most new mothers are overwhelmed by baby bottles, diapers and sleep schedules after having a newborn, but celebrity moms are already fast at work, negotiating deals for their big “post baby body” reveal as they secretly get liposuction, tummy tucks, laser treatments, anything and everything, in order to be in bikini shape in a few weeks.
Ever seen a tummy like this on a celebrity post baby body? Of course not!
Instead, we see magazine covers of these women with perfect skin and tight stomachs:
Kourtney Kardashian is the WORST at showing off her post baby body. She has sooo many magazine articles, I couldn’t include them all. Every one of them claims she lost a different amount of weight. I guess when you’re the least known Kardashian sister you gotta pimp that bod.
Then there’s Mariah Carey. Of course she wanted to hop on the post baby body train. She’s always willing to fish for attention. For a woman who is so amazingly gifted, I’m always astonished at the amount of attention she needs to get through life. Isn’t being beautiful and talented enough?
The reality stars are probably the biggest offenders, mostly because they are just trying to stay relevant.
So yeah. I’m over the whole “look how amazing I look after having a baby,” thing. Celebrities using their babies to generate income, and for shameless self promotion. It’s vanity at it’s finest.
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