It was Boob Central at last night’s amfAR gala honoring Tom Ford. Miley Cyrus and Rihanna both got their girls out, so I’m not going to cover those photos here (you can see the questionable photos here). You’ll have to excuse me, because I wrote the earlier Gwyneth Paltrow story before these photos came out, so now I think that “probably” is a “definitely.” As in, Gwyneth Paltrow is DEFINITELY feeling smug about Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin’s breakup. Goop sabotaged their relationship brilliantly. And you can see it all on her face at this event. She’s so pleased with herself! Her face says “Take your peasant Doritos and go home, little girl.” Chris Martin was at this event too, although he didn’t walk the carpet. Goop was the emcee and she introduced Chris’s two-song performance. Goop’s suit is Tom Ford, obviously.
January Jones in Tom Ford. I feel like January has really lost her mojo lately! Bad bangs, bad makeup, and a boring dress.
Lea Michele in Versace. She looks so thin to me, but I guess she’s had this body for a while. She’s really trying to be seen as “sexy” these days. Are you buying it?
Dita Von Teese in Ulyana Sergeenko Spring 2014 Couture. Pretty color.
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs – Beth wore Patricia Bonaldi. Kat wore Rubin Singer. Neither look is very good. Beth’s dress looks like a goth doily and Kat’s gown makes it seem like one boob is fighting for supremacy.
Kristin Davis in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2014. Very girly.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Special thanks Cele Bitch
