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Stop asking Jennifer Aniston if she’s going to have kids

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I don’t know if any Hollywood star has been plagued by more pregnancy “stories” than Jennifer Aniston. Will she have kids, is she pregnant now, why doesn’t she want kids, can’t she have kids, when is she going to get pregnant, is she too old to have kids? It’s fucking endless, and if we’re exhausted of hearing those stories, imagine how tired she must be of being the subject of them. Look: Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have any children and probably never will. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, and she wants you to shut up already. From People: “It’s not something that’s in our everyday life, quite honestly. It’s more questions that arise in a red carpet line or in an interview,” the actress, 45, told PEOPLE Wednesday at the Los Angeles premiere of her film Life of Crime, in which she plays a 1970s-era socialite. “I just find it to be energy that is unnecessary and not really fair for those who may or may not [have children],” she added. “Who knows what the reason is, why people aren’t having kids. There’s a lot of reasons that could be, and maybe it’s something that no one wants to discuss.” “It’s everyone’s personal prerogative, that’s all.” Too true, girl. I like Jennifer and always have – and I feel bad that she’s constantly harangued about her decision to have children or not. Men don’t get those kind of questions NEARLY as much, and it’s bullshit. Newsflash, media: Not everyone in the world wants to procreate. Then again, Jennifer has never come out and expressly said, “No, I will never have children because I really don’t want them so never ask me again” (as far as I can recall). Not that she should have to – and like she points out, there’s a number of reasons people don’t have children and what those reasons are aren’t really our business. It’s just a shame that she gets painted as some dried up old spinster while Angelina, for instance, is bathed in the heavenly light of having a brood of children. That’s no shade to Angelina, either – she didn’t perpetuate that image, the media did. Live your life, Jen. Fry your own tortillas, enjoy your fiance’s eyeballs and chill child-free, if that’s what you want. I ain’t mad at you. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Shakira is pregnant with her second child

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I can’t believe it’s already been over 18 months since Shakira got her shar pei on and gave birth to her first child, but indeed it has! She had her son in January 2013, and now she’s ready to give him a sibling because she’s pregnant again! She shared the news in an interview with Cosmopolitan en Espanol, but later confirmed the news via her Facebook page: (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = “//connect.facebook.net/en_GB/all.js#xfbml=1”; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, ‘script’, ‘facebook-jssdk’)); Post by Shakira. Congrats to Shakira and her not at all territorial boyfriend, Gerard Pique! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Britney Spears is single after video surfaces of David Lucado cheating

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Poor BritBrit doesn’t seem to have much luck in the romance department, does she? Things were seemingly going well between Britney Spears and David Lucado, but that’s obviously not the case because they’ve broken up after video surfaced of David kissing and touching all over another woman – and it was filmed just earlier this month! BULLSHIT. From TMZ: We’re told David Lucado is seen in the video making out with a woman and dancing with her. It looks like they’re in someone’s living room. We’re told the video was shot in early August. When we called Lucado … a rep told us, “David is very, very in love with Britney. This is unfortunate and he hopes that it all works out.” Well, it didn’t. We called Britney’s camp for comment, and we were told her father Jamie wanted to say something about it, but wanted to tell Britney first. It appears as soon he told her … she broke up with David. Ain’t that some bullshit. I honestly have no idea what’s wrong with people that they’re willing to throw away relationships and fuck with families and shit (her kids have been around him and probably grew somewhat attached) for the sake of sex. Honestly, it just blows my mind. Ahhhh the single life! — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) August 28, 2014 Poor Brit. She needs to enjoy the single life for a while and not even bother with the bullshit. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Joan Rivers in medically induced coma after she stops breathing during surgery

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Yesterday, Joan Rivers was rushed to hospital after she stopped breathing during a surgery she was having on her vocal chords at a New York City clinic. She’s 81, so obviously procedures like this pose a greater danger, and it’s still unclear whether she’s going to be alright, though she is said to be in stable condition. At the moment, she’s apparently in a medically-induced coma and her daughter Melissa has rushed to her side. From People: “I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother,” Melissa said in a statement. “She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.” It seems like she had a pretty close call here, as some reports have even said that her heart stopped beating momentarily! Hopefully she’s alright and pulls through this without any lasting damage having been done. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook