April 2014

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Selena Gomez has dumped the “toxic” Jenners as friends

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Selena Gomez seemed to be getting pretty pally with Kylie and Kendall Jenner and was seen hanging out with them quite a lot. They even went to Coachella together, which we all know is the one true sign of friendship. Unfortunately, their sisterhood was not to laugh, as Selena erased all her photos with them on Instagram this past week, unfollowed them (and Taylor Swift, so who knows what’s happening there) and is apparently pretty pissed off since Kylie apparently slept with Justin Bieber? From TMZ: Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week — where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them. We’re told Selena’s sick of that scene — so she’s decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity … Jenner girls included. Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped — and, in fact, she’s currently following ZERO people. We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow — focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily. Huh, okay. Oh, and about that Kylie/JB affair – here’s what The Sun had to say about it: “Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” an insider tells the British publication, adding that Gomez went “berserk.” Upon learning of this hook-up, she “called [things] off” with Bieber. Oh God, until the next one, right? These kids, I swear to God. They’re all an absolute mess. Selena would do well to keep herself in that church! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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What’s with celebrity pregnancy photo shoots?

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Look, pregnancy is awesome, ladies. You’re growing a baby in your body! You look fantastic! You’re glowing! No, you’re not fat – you’re going to be a mom! Life is so cool! But seriously, why in the hell do so many celebrity ladies feel the need to do the whole “sensual pregnancy” photo shoots? Honestly, it’s out of control. Ciara‘s is sorta modest as, you know, she actually has clothes on, but really? I don’t really need to see this shit from her or anyone else. The whole “hold your belly while you look off into the distance or close your eyes as if in some kind of bliss” thing is just… weird and slightly creepy. That’s not to say that Ciara and all of these other women who do these pictures aren’t beautiful and that their pregnancy isn’t memorable for them, but that’s the key: FOR THEM. If you wanna do a photo shoot like this, knock yourself out! Get prints and hang them in your own private residence. The bizarre magazine fixation on features like this is just so confusing. Ciara’s photos are for W magazine – and if you wanted to have less faith in her as a human being and future parent, keep in mind that she’s BFF with Kim Kardashian these days and has been asking her for advice on motherhood: I believe in allowing your child to be who they want to be—as long as they want to be something great.” That piece of parenting wisdom, she says, comes courtesy of Kardashian, with whom she’s traded tips on “everything from breastfeeding to how a stroller works.” “You don’t know your child until they get here, you don’t know their personality,” Ciara says. “There is a lot of learning to do. I loved that advice.” Oh, brother. I mean, yeah, it’s good advice, but it’s KIM KARDASHIAN we’re talking about. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are back together!

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It seemed like Courtney Stodden had perhaps gained some common sense after appearing on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother last year, as she returned to the US and soon decided to get rid of her creepy old man husband, Doug Hutchison. Of course, she didn’t really move on to dating anyone closer to her own age bracket, and now the divorce is called off altogether and she’s reunited with Doug. NOOOOO! Apparently they’ve been living together all this time, even after ending their relationship, and Doug has continued to act as Courtney’s manager, so it seems she was never fully away from him. “She moved into the studio apartment next door to the house she and Doug rented together. But Doug still lives in the main house,” a source told Celebuzz. “They’re not divorced yet, so she’ll stay there until they figure out how they want to proceed with things.” Lord almighty. COME ON, COURTNEY. Also, those boobs are awful – get your refund, girl, cos those are just not right. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook