Rihanna Pushes Instagram’s Limits with Topless Image
–Rihanna got in trouble with Instagram for posting her nipple-exposing cover of French magazine Lui. Who cares about the boobies?
Zac Efron is “better than ever” after rehab
Oh, Zac Efron. So young, so attractive, so dumb. It’s clear he has a major cocaine problem, but of course publicly, he’s as sober as Lindsay Lohan (read: not at all sober) and no amount of jaw breakings and “transient” beatings will change that story. In fact, he’s “better than ever” since leaving rehab! From Good Morning Britain: “[I’m] better than ever now… I’m just super-excited about the future man, this has been a long time coming and I was a kid when I started doing this [acting], I never thought I’d have the chance to work with Seth [Rogen] so I’m pinching myself I’m still around.” He’s talking about Seth Rogen because of The Neighborhood, their new movie, which looks pretty not great, but whatever. I would be super happy for him for getting his life together if indeed he was doing “better than ever” – and who knows, maybe there’s some very tiny percentage of a chance that he is, but uh… I’m gonna vote no. Of course, he’s not going to come out and share that, I suppose, but meh, I dunno. I find it hard to sit and listen to something that’s so obviously bullshit. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Patrick Stewart and Seth MacFarlane got a Starz Show
Patrick Stewart is a naturally funny guy, and Seth MacFarlane tries hard to be funny, so it seems natural (?) that they’d team up for a new Starz comedy series called Blunt Talk. Surprisingly, it’s not about weed, but instead about Walter Blunt (played by Stewart), a British TV host who wants to take over America and make his mark. Oh, and he’ll have an alcoholic manservant he brings over from the UK, as well. Sounds awesome, right? Here’s the scoop from Screen Crush: Said MacFarlane of the news: I’m beyond thrilled to be working with Jonathan Ames and Sir Patrick Stewart. Jonathan’s creative talent is formidable, and his writing style is wholly original, hilarious, and provocative. And of course, Patrick Stewart is one of the greatest actors alive today. His skill and versatility are unmatched, and he will excel as the star of his own show. Thank you, Starz, for allowing us to bring Walter Blunt to life! Stewart too chimed in: My career took an abrupt and radical left turn when Seth McFarlane created CIA Deputy Director Avery Bullock on ‘American Dad.’ This new character, Walter Blunt, is not at all like Avery, thank God, because this is live action and I am a Knight of the Realm. Blunt is, however, much smarter than Avery and has his own TV show, which has to be better than being Deputy Director of the CIA. Apparently Starz execs were pretty thrilled with the show premise enough to give it a 20 episode order, which is impressive! I would watch Patrick Stewart in pretty much anything, though, so I’ll totally be into this. Also, if I’m remembering right, Patrick did a voice role on Family Guy before, so there is a bit of a precedent there! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
“Gwen Stefani will replace Christina Aguilera on ‘The Voice’” links
Gwen Stefani will replace Christina Aguilera on The Voice. Good fit? [Evil Beet] Sarah Silverman
Kaley Cuoco is Instagramming topless pics now
Kaley Cuoco is still trying to make herself happen. She really wants it so bad, and it seems like she comes so close sometimes, but it’s just… not working. That doesn’t mean she’s going to give up, though! Winners never quit! Her latest effort at being relevant/newsworthy is by posting a topless photo of herself… but with a twist! Husband Ryan Sweeting served as an arm bra to cover her modesty – or a “tattoo swimsuit”, as she described it – and it’s all very artsy and special… or something. She seems to be quite into her boobs lately. I dunno, guys… I try to warm to her, but I just can’t! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Naya Rivera is banned from the ‘Glee’ set
Oh dear, Naya Rivera is having some trouble lately, isn’t she? There was that whole drama with Big Sean and how she accused him of stealing her Rolexes because she’s more famous and richer than he is, then the reports that she was feuding with Lea Michele and trying to get her kicked off set. Well, apparently her bullshit is not welcome on the Glee set, as she’s been banned from coming there and entirely written out of the last two episodes because of it. From Radar Online: “Naya has had a lot of issues this season,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “She has been fighting with all of the lesser known directors but when veteran Brad [Falchuck] came back she caused trouble with him and that’s when the drastic measures were taken.” “She is NOT allowed on the Glee set anymore. Brad said he had had enough and spoke to all of the executives and the decision was made to write her off the last two shows of the season for causing drama all season.” The production tried to manage the situation for the entire season, and Rivera’s troubles were raised to the top of the company. “Fox sent her TWO notices telling her that they were planning to take legal action against her for all the time that she was missing because of her tantrums and walking off the set,” the source revealed to Radar. “Naya promised that she would change her ways and she begged them to give her more chances, saying that she wouldn’t cause any more drama. But they finally decided that the show couldn’t go on with her disrupting production so they wrote her off the show. “She’s not even allowed back on the lot where they film. Her Paramount pass has been revoked and the production team packed up her trailer with all of her belongings and shipped it to her house.” LOL, I love when people get too big for their boots and try to cause drama, only to have their whole shit shut down. No one will hire this girl – she’s not even talented, and sorry guys, she’s NOT hot, either (though I’m sure she could book a few half-naked photoshoots to get a bit more money in the bank before she fades into complete obscurity) so I don’t think a Kim Kardashian-style career is in the books for her, either. SIT DOWN. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook
Prince Harry & Cressida Bonas officially split: reportedly, she was ‘too needy’
I’m actually sort of stunned that we (with the help of Showbiz Spy) were ahead