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Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber reunited. Again. For a bible class. [LaineyGossip]
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Courtney Stodden Is Getting A Divorce Because She Doesn’t Want To “Neglect” Her Youth

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Courtney Stodden, my precious Stodden, is seeking a divorce from Some Dude From Lost. I can’t imagine what would have happened for this 19-year-old girl to realize that she didn’t want to be married to some 53-year-old dude from The Green Mile. If it ain’t Hanks, you say, “no thanks.”

She told E Online that she wants to,

be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth.

But Ms. Stodden, who will be there for you to help you shimmy into your blue pleather gown? Or to help you choose a new breast size? Why does writing this make me have Sarah Mclaughlin’s “Arms of the Angels” song stuck in my head?

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Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Marriage Over?

Is Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Marriage Over?

We all knew this was going to happen, didn’t we?

It’s been reported Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison’s marriage is over after three short years. No confirmation from either camp as of yet, but no denials either.

Stodden threw a Halloween party at the home she shares with Hutchison (rented), but he was absent. Probably off cruising for a date.

Did you catch Celebrity Big Brother with Courtney a couple months ago? Lawd, she was a hot mess. Getting wasted and then letting her big, brand new nipples hang out of the lingerie she was wearing around the house.

The hand tickling incident with Mario showed exactly how committed to her husband she was. I think we all sensed trouble for Courtney & Doug’s marriage during that episode. And when Doug visited Courtney on the show, which was weird to begin with, Courtney only cared about her camera angle, not the fact her husband had flown clear across the world to visit her. It was sooo apparent.

Courtney got everything she wanted from Doug.  New boobs, new lips, new hair, botox, and fame … or infamy. She sucked him dry. Courtney can divorce him now, get half of what’s left in his pockets, then do a gazillion interviews about her marriage, and divorce, to Doug Hutchison.

She’ll maintain that she truly loved him, but that she has grown as a person and he was not fulfilling her needs, blah, blah, blah.

He’ll probably do a couple interviews and fade off into the shadows of Hollywood.

And we thought it would last forever – heh.

Maybe Courtney’s pimp mom will finally sink her meathooks into Doug like she’s wanted to all along…?

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Courtney Stodden was kicked off ‘Big Brother’: ‘I feel more like a grown woman’

 

This is my first time writing about Courtney Stodden (CB usually covers her). I’ve gotten some tweets asking for more coverage of Courtney and what was going down during the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, but I haven’t watched it (do we even get it in America?) and every time I looked at coverage from Celebrity Big Brother, it was just photos of Courtney’s crazy circus t-ts. Seriously, they are GROSS. And it looks like her body is rejecting them. Anyway, Courtney got kicked off of Celebrity Big Brother last night, and these are some photos of her walk of shame or whatever. She talked to E! News after it was over:

 

Courtney Stodden may not have won Celebrity Big Brother 12, but she’s still feeling richer for the experience.

Though she was “buzzing” (having a great time, per her new favorite British slang word) most of the time, the worst part, “was boredom and not being able to communicate with my family,” Courtney exclusively told E! News after leaving the house.

But, she added, “I was able to come away with strength, wisdom and positivity from my experience. I feel more like a grown woman.”

After saving her stuffed bunny from the wash, spending time in garden jail and posing as one-half of a couple with Dustin Diamond, the 19-year-old was evicted on Wednesday’s episode, aka day 21 of the U.K. competition. She posed for her official eviction pic in a shiny, skin-tight pink minidress.

While she missed husband Doug Hutchison more than anything, Starbucks was a close second, Courtney admitted. Or maybe food of any kind…

“I’m starving! I’m waiting for the hotel to bring me my pasta but they’re taking forever,” she told us.

The teen will be staying in London for at least another week to do interviews and check out other business opportunities.

“I absolutely adore London and I can’t wait to explore it more,” she gushed. And would she ever be up for more Big Brother, either abroad or at home in the States?

“Hell no!” Courtney assured us.

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Courtney Stodden Wore A Sheer Top And 6 Inch Heels To Disneyland

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Courtney Stodden always knows how to dress appropriately for any and all occasions, so I didn’t bat and eye when I saw these stunning photos of her strolling around Disneyland and California Adventure in an elegant pink push-up halter top with sheer overlay and 6 inch pink platform spike heels. Some Dude From Lost was at her side, kind of like a bandaid that you’ve had on your body for a while and the adhesive is wearing off but it’s your last bandaid so you’re going to make the most of it.

Say what you will about this couple (some ideas: “What the f-ck is this” and “This is creepy”) but they were celebrating their 2 year wedding anniversary and that’s a lot longer than most Hollywood marriages. So far, Courtney Stodden and Some Dude From Lost have outlasted the marriages of:

– Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
– Drew Barrymore and Tom Green
– Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley
– Katy Perry and Russell Brand
– Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd
– Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock + Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon
– Shannen Doherty and Rick Salomon + Shannen Doherty and Ashley Hamilton
– Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

You get the idea.

Happy anniversary!!

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Has Courtney Stodden lost it? She posted a video as an alter ego mocking herself


Courtney Stodden has posted a video (above) in which she claims to be her own half sister, Courtland, and talks in a deep voice while trashing herself. She calls herself a “slut” and makes fun of her life. In the video Courtney is wearing a black bob wig, goth makeup, and torn fishnets, but of course her fake cleavage is on full display. It’s kind of disconcerting and makes me wonder if she’s going through an identity crisis or personality break/disorder. I can’t armchair diagnose her, but it’s hard not to notice how strange this all is. Here’s part of what she says:

[Courtney] is my [half] sister. She is a slut… At least I have half of my f’ing dignity left.

I’m from Washington State. I would never move to Hollywood to marry some old, washed up, D-List, saggy-balled actor.

It goes on, but I’ll spare you. If you have a high tolerance for bullsh*t you can always watch the video. In response, Courtney’s mom Krista told Radar the video is “funny because [Courtney] doesn’t take herself too seriously. She wanted to get dirty for fun. She’s more than just beautiful, she’s edgy.”

Of course Courtney’s mama pimp would say something like that. Her daughter has probably been telling her for years that she hates her life and Krista has been ignoring it and pushing her to live the life of infamy she never had.

So is Courtney mocking her haters? Does she feel trapped in the exploitative bizarro life her parents have created for her, hyper-sexualizing her at an early age and then passing her off to be the child bride of a creepy actor the same age as her dad? Or is she just messing with us to try and get us to pay attention to her and her lousy music?

Maybe the answer is a little from columns A, B and C. I mean it’s not like she’s seemed particularly sane and normal up to this point. This would look extreme coming from someone who didn’t get famous by getting married at 16 to a then 51 year-old dude. (Tooms!) But this is Courtney, you know. It may be a cry for help, but isn’t everything she does? As I’ve said before, I blame her mom. She’s only 18 at this point and she’s been famous (in certain circles) for 2 years. Do you think she’s ever called the shots in her own life?

Courtney is shown on 2-20 at an Oscar gifting suite. They let her into those? It’s the “Roger Neal Style Hollywood Beauty & Couture Suite.” Credit: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden says she sings like Britney Spears and Cher


Rumorfix got a new red carpet interview with Courtney Stodden, which they parceled out into a couple of bite size quotes, each hysterical in their own right. I’m having fun imagining I’m the woman interviewing Courtney, because she’s got a smirk on her face the whole time and I can guess what she’s thinking while she strives to be friendly and not break out into a laughing fit. Courtney is of course the 18 year-old girl who became famous for marrying a now 52 year-old washed up character actor, Doug Hutchison, when she was just 16. She’s trying for some kind of singing career, and refuses to do the multiple p0rn roles she’s been offered, and for which she insists on dressing the part.

In these photos Courtney is out “jogging” with Doug (or walking or something, the photo agency says they’re “jogging), and at least she’s wearing somewhat sensible shoes instead of those lucite stripper heels she’s so often seen in. We can get a clear view of her fake boobs and day glow orange spray tan. She looks especially ridiculous next to her husband, who’s dressed like he’s about to work in the garden. What is it with these people and horrible footwear?

Getting back to Courtney’s interview with RumorFix, here are her quotes:

On why she compares herself to Marilyn Monroe
I look back to the pin-up days, to Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot, Marilyn Monroe and those beautiful, iconic women. So I want to be iconic, you know, and I feel like I am. I’m different, I married young. Those women were old souls, and I feel like I can connect with them. We’re both old souls and we’re having fun, and being glamorous and flirty.

On who she wants to sing with
If I could sing with anybody… maybe Maroon 5, Britney Spears.

Who she would compare her voice to
I would say Britney Spears maybe. I mean my voice is kind of like Cher believe it or not. One of these days I’m going to record a song that really shows my talent.

If you have a very high tolerance for bullsh*t you can watch Courtney’s latest video yourself and see if she sounds like Cher. The girl chipmunks put out better, less annoying music than this, and I’m sorry for insulting The Chipettes, they didn’t deserve the comparison.

Anyway here’s your daily dose of “iconic” Courtney. I used to think she was in on the joke, but I seriously doubt it. We also have some photos of her music video release party on February 10th. We already covered these and yes, she is wearing light up panties and working a pole.

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