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What happened to poor Alexander Skarsgard? He looks awful! [A Socialite Life]
Jessica Biel is preparing herself to become Beyonce’s new BFF. [LaineyGossip]
Did Britney Spears get bolt-ons (again) or is this just a weird bra? [Pop Sugar]
James Franco got an artsy star of the Walk of Fame yesterday. [Buzzfeed]
The horrible parents of the films of the 1980s & 90s. [Pajiba]
The first teaser trailer for The Bling Ring, starring Emma Watson. [Gawker]
Chris Brown also ditched his bodyguard during a temper tantrum too. [The Blemish]
Eva Mendes is still getting pap’d every week. Sigh. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Selena Gomez looked great at a charity event in NYC last night. [Popoholic]
Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. I don’t get it? [IDLYITW]
Review of Dead Man Down, that Colin Farrell-Noomi Rapace film. [Moe Jackson]
Katherine Webb is kind of an idiot, right? [CDAN]
Pres. Clinton thinks the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional. [The Frisky]
Sofia Vergara’s Machete Kills poster is ridiculous. [Starcasm]
Nicole Richie is looking really, really thin again. [Yeeeah]
James Deen kind of hates Lindsay Lohan. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kelly Rowland says Beyonce’s mom helped her out. [Bossip]
The dude obsessed with Barbies looks exactly like you’d expect. [Dlisted]

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