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Gwyneth Paltrow gave an Apple Store “Meet the Developer” talk to discuss the GOOP apps that she paid other people to develop for her. [LaineyGossip]
Britney Spears‘ old choreographer says Michael Jackson molested him. [Dlisted]
Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann get up in each other’s faces. [Pop Sugar]
Ways that you and your BFF are like Romy & Michelle. [Buzzfeed]
Linda Evangelista looked like a grey goose at the Met gala. [Go Fug Yourself]
Audrina Patridge looks really excellent in yoga pants. [Popoholic]
The best of Ken Cosgrove, accounts, on “Mad Men.” [Pajiba]
Zac Efron shows off his treasure trail. Gross. [A Socialite Life]
Will Arnett joins Megan Fox on the TMNT set. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Britney Spears wears a bikini on the cover of Shape mag. [ICYDK]
Orlando Bloom & little Flynn enjoy some male bonding. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
A history of Rihanna‘s inability to start a show on time. [Jezebel]
Tina Fey & Amy Poehler are reuniting for Anchorman 2. [Moe Jackson]
Julia Roberts is fighting with her poor sister again. It never ends. [CDAN]
Cops want to prosecute Justin Bieber for the neighbor incident. [Starcasm]
For Mother’s Day, let’s celebrate the issues they give you. [The Frisky]
Eva Longoria will receive her master’s degree in Chicano studies. [Wonderwall]
Courtney Stodden‘s butt cheeks walk in West Hollywood. [IDLYITW]

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News

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