You know how Kim Kardashian has been looking like a drowsy hooker on so many red carpets lately? I think I’ve figured it out. It’s a combination of A) some new eye makeup, which is too dark and it makes her look tired and B) a new way of posing, where Kim keeps her chin too far down and she looks like she’s about to nod off. As for the hooker-wear, well… I still have no explanation for that. This whole ensemble is just so unflattering – curvy girls cannot pull off oversized fashion-cloaks. The only people who could pull off this kind of ensemble? Tall, thin model-types. Kim always fails at dressing for her body type.
These are pics of Kim and Khloe at the launch party for “Hairfinity hair vitamins” in London last night. Kim had been in NYC for a few days with Kanye and North. I said (wrongly) last week that Kim and North were heading directly for Europe, where I assumed Kanye would have more performances for his Yeezus tour. But the Kardashian-West family did spend several days in NYC and there was bad fashion, of course. I’ll save those photos for another day.
Meanwhile, Kim’s book of selfies now has a release date: April 28, 2015. It will be, like, a coffee table book of just drowsy hooker photos. But of course the publisher has to fluff it up a bit, try to make it sound like high art:
Kim Kardashian’s selfie book will grace your coffee table sooner than you think! New details on Kim Kardashian Selfish have been revealed, including an official release date: April 28, 2015.
The reality star’s book will feature never-before-seen snapshots from “her early beginnings as a wardrobe stylist,” Rizzoli publishing recently posted on its site. It will also present “some of Kim’s favorite selfies in one volume—from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots.”
The book description also compared Kardashian to none other than Marilyn Monroe. She’s “one of the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world. From her early beginnings as a wardrobe stylist, Kim Kardashian has catapulted herself into becoming one of the most recognizable celebrities in Hollywood,” the publisher’s note continues. “Hailed by many (including Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci) as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim has become a true American icon.”
News of Kardashian’s selfie book (she took 1,200 pics alone while vacationing in Thailand earlier this year) was announced back in August. Since then, she’s added an author bio that reflects her life as a wife and mother.
It reads: “A new mom to her daughter, North, and happily married to the rapper Kanye West, Kim Kardashian is on top of the world, and this collection of hand-picked images from her personal archive is a tribute to her fans who have supported her through her very highly publicized journey.”
[From Us Weekly]
Riccardo Tisci must have been drunk off his ass when he said that Kim is the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe. For the love of God!! Call me crackie, but I could make a better argument for Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn rather than Kim. What the hell?
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
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