Tom Hiddleston won MTV’s ‘Sexiest Man’ title with 77% of the vote: yikes or yay?

This is not surprising in the least. MTV adores Tom Hiddleston, and MTV readers just voted Tom Hiddleston their “Sexiest Man Alive”. While I disagree that Tommy even makes the top five “sexiest men,” I think we can all agree that Tommy ranks much higher than… Adam Levine, People Mag’s current “SMA”. I don’t even think Tommy made People Mag’s short-list, right? And now here he is, the reigning champion of sexy. I wonder how many times Josh Horowitz voted? Tommy hypnotized Josh with The Snake Hips.

Our apologies to Adam Levine (and Maroons 1 through 4), but it’s time to relinquish the crown of sexiness. Last month, the musician and “The Voice” judge was deemed the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine, an honor that has been bestowed upon the likes of Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum and Jude Law in the past. Our readers (who hold the undisputed title of Sexiest Readers Alive, so they know what they’re talking about) begged to disagree.

So with all due respect to People, the people have spoken. The true Sexiest Man Alive is Tom Hiddleston. Bam, you got Loki’d.

In a reader poll, Hiddleston (most recently seen onscreen as the villainish trickster god Loki in “Thor: The Dark World”) captured an overwhelming majority, garnering more than 77 percent of the vote for a resounding victory. (Confidential message to runner-up Michael Fassbender: Michael, there’s no “Shame” in second place. Get it?)

Hiddleston’s virtues are many, from his British accent, his easy smile, and ability to really work some facial scruff, not to mention his charming personality and killer dance moves. And let’s talk sibling rivalries for a moment: Hiddleston delivered a whooping in the polls to his onscreen adopted brother, Chris Hemsworth, who captured just 4 percent of the vote. To add insult to injury, Hiddleston didn’t even have to take off his shirt in the “Thor” movies to make it happen.

Hiddleston will next be appearing in “Muppets Most Wanted” as The Great Escapo, as well in our hearts and nightly dreams.

[From MTV]

Whoa, Tommy got 77% of the vote? Yikes! I’m assuming that all of the Hiddles Tumblrs had direct links to the poll and that super-fans (Josh Horowitz!) were allowed to vote multiple times. Still, it’s good to see Fassbender on the list too. I feel like Fassy’s been MIA for so long, it’s nice to see him still get a mention here and there. And while Fassbender’s away… Jared Leto is totally stealing his thunder. I actually think Leto has a better chance at winning an Oscar than Fassbender, and that’s all due to Fassbender’s stupid insistence on “not campaigning.” You would never catch Tommy Hiddles “not campaigning.” Hell, Tommy campaigns for MTV Movie Awards. He campaigns for the “sexy” titles. He campaigns because he wants to be loved by every single person in the world. And his campaigns have finally paid off. Here you go, Tommy. You’ve earned this. You are the Sexiest.