August 2014

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Emmy Awards 2014 Fashion Post

Lena Dunham with boyfriend Jack Antonoff. The Emmys are here! So naturally, that means it’s time to critique everyone’s outfits. Let’s get right to it! Go through the looks and make your pick for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night! Mine are at the bottom, as always. I think Allison Janney looks fan-freakin-tastic! I love the color (though it looked way more pink on TV) and the bow. I think she is aging beautifully. Amanda Peet looks kind of blah. But then again, I’ve never been a fan of her style. I very much like the idea of Debra Messing‘s gown, I’m just not sure that I like it on her. It’s a little heavy. Hayden Panettiere NAILS it! This reminds me of ~~Beyoncé~~. Allison Williams. I love her style/stylist. I think she always looks on point. This is no exception ALTHOUGH I wish her hair wasn’t so severe. Christina Hendricks. Love the color and the mermaid-cut gown on her, but I’m not in love with the ruching or the appliqué. Heidi Klum. This is a little boring, no? Y’all know that I LOVE January Jones and so this pains me because I want to love it, but I’m just sort of “meh” about it. I love the shoes, I love the shape of the gown and the color, but I just don’t love the way it all falls together. I don’t think it’s terrible, but I don’t think it’s stunning, either. Here’s our other Mad Men lady – Jessica Paré. Again, this is just okay. I’m not stunned but I ain’t mad, either. (NO PUN INTENDED.) Jon Hamm, with girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. I hate his beard. Why the beard? I’m hoping it’s for a project. Julia Louis-Dreyfus. What’s with all the coral colors this year? Anyway, congrats to her, and this is just meh. Julia Roberts. So I love that she went short — those gams! — but I hate the tiers and the raised print. Kaley Cuoco also went with a coral-esque gown. I kind of hate this. And I hate her hair. I’m not pulling any punches tonight, I’m drunk. Kate Mara. Love this dress, don’t love the hair or makeup. Which is a DAMN SHAME and I’m sure she cares, deeply, about my opinions, as does everyone. Katherine Heigl. This is pretty bad. It’s like a shiny sack of crap. ~~getting drunker~~ Kelly Osbourne. Not a bad dress, but I still dislike the hair. I offer no apologies. What the hell is Kerry Washington wearing? It’s like sparkly bike shorts under a studded fruit roll-up. Ms. Kiernan Shipka looking sassy as hell. I didn’t even recognize Laura Prepon. I think this gown is very unflattering on her. As is the hair. It’s all a bit bizarre. I usually think Laverne Cox kills it on the red carpet, but I am not impressed by this little number. It’s a bit stuffy. Lena Dunham, oh dear. This is pretty bad. I love the colors but I hate how heavy this whole look is, makeup included. It’s a bit of a disaster. Lizzy Caplan certainly looks lovely. Love the contrast of the white train with the black gown. Mayim Bialik. I think this is pretty bad. It looks like a Civil War era gown. It’s so old fashioned, and does no favors for her. Melissa McCarthy. I think this is an improvement for her, based on some previous red carpet looks we’ve seen her in. Minnie Driver‘s dress is very ill-fitted. What’s going on in the bust area? Natalie Dormer‘s never been one to shy away from bold looks. I don’t like the orange and black together, but I do like the way this gown hugs her body; it’s a good silhouette. Fuck it, I think Natasha Lyonne looks adorable. Peter Dinklage is looking sharp. Here’s Rose Leslie. I love how this dark blue pops against her pale skin. Sarah Hyland. I dislike this. I’m so over crop tops, especially “the formal crop top” in which it’s paired with a big long skirt. I just think it looks silly. Damn, Sarah Silverman, damn! I think she looks utterly fabulous. Taryn Manning seems to be channeling early ’90s Madonna (during her whole Dick Tracy phase). It’s not really working for me. This is a little boring on Taylor Schilling, I’m  afraid. And finally, Ms. Zooey Deschanel. Love the color! Time to make your picks! Here’s mine: BEST: Sarah Silverman  WORST: Mayim Bialik WTF: Lena Dunham Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Zooey Deschanel has a new boyfriend

Zooey Deschanel has a new boyfriend, guys. His name is Jacob Pechenik, and he’s the director of one of her upcoming films, Rock the Kasbah. Aw, ain’t that sweet? I don’t really check on Zooey like that so I have no real opinion on this, but they look happy enough, so uh, rock on (no pun intended). Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Chris Brown really hates violence, you guys

Chris Brown was hosting a pre-VMAs party at 1Oak club in Los Angeles on Saturday night when what should happen but Suge Knight, founder of Def Row Records, was shot repeatedly. He’ll live, but Chris was majorly bummed and his mellow vibes were harshed by the incident. I mean, after all, he’s our nation’s peacekeeper. It's disappointing that we as a society can't have fun or enjoy ourselves without any altercations sometimes. Miss me with the bullshit!!! — Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) August 24, 2014 Yes, I suppose it’s “disappointing” when someone gets shot when you just want to party. Just like it was “disappointing” when you beat the shit out of Rihanna’s face before the VMAs, or when you tore your shirt off and threw a shirt through a window at Good Morning America. That was disappointing. It was also disappointing when you beat that guy in Washington D.C., or when you threw homophobic slurs at the parking attendant that dared to give you a ticket that time. How about you miss ME with the bullshit? If you’re wondering what the shooting was all about, apparently it was gang-related, or so police think at this point, according to TMZ: We’re told cops are interested in a common denominator with Chris Brown, Suge and Game — Bloods affiliation. Eyewitnesses tell us Brown was throwing up gang signs before the shooting inside 1OAK early Sunday and he was performing with a red bandana — the Bloods’ moniker. Game — who got in a fight outside 1OAK before the shooting because they wouldn’t let him in — is a known and proud member of the Bloods.  His album is called Blood Money. How corny are these idiots? Chris is a multi-millionaire and yet still thinks it’s “cool” to be part of a gang. What winners, the whole lot of them. I can’t wait until he rots the rest of his life away in prison, because it’s definitely just a matter of time.