September 2014

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Jennifer Lopez needs to be single right now

A while back, Jennifer Lopez kicked her baby boyfriend, Casper Smart, to the curb, and she hasn’t hooked up with anyone else since. Sure, she’s been linked to Dancing with the Stars hunk (lol) Maksim Chmerkovskiy, but apparently that was all just gossip, because she’s loving being single. From The Meredith Viera Show (via US Weekly): “I’m just being on my own. I feel like I need that right now,” the mom of two said when asked about her relationship status. “I’ve been in relationships kind of back-to-back my whole life and I just needed time.” “I need time to just chill and just know me and enjoy my kids and actually make time for other friends instead of just the relationship thing,” the “I Luh Ya Papi” singer, who split from Casper Smart after two and half years together this past June, told the talk show host. Lopez, who recently released her eighth album A.K.A, added, “All of a sudden, all the relationships in your life and everything starts working when you take care of yourself.” Okay, first of all, when did Meredith Viera get a show and why? Second of all, live your life, girl. It’s good to be single for a while – there’s seriously nothing worse than a woman (or man, obviously) who doesn’t know how to be alone and completely has a meltdown when she’s not in a relationship. Companionship is wonderful and fantastic, but you should not fall apart when you don’t have it. Get it together. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Harry thinks royal baby #2 is a one big joke

Prince William and Kate Middleton have been forced to procreate a second time (seriously, I can’t imagine Kate in particular would be so keen to get pregnant again already, especially considering how awful her first pregnancy was) and the one person who’s sitting back laughing is Prince Harry. It’s all one big joke to Harry. Life’s a party, eh? From People: Harry was smiling at an Invictus Games training session for athletes when he joked, “I can’t wait to see my brother suffer more” with the arrival of a second child. And if the Duke and Duchess have a girl this time, Harry quips that he would “love to see him try and cope with that.” After welcoming wounded and injured soldiers to compete in the sports event that he helped to create, Harry, 29, continued to comment on the pregnancy news, this time in a more serious tone. “I hope the two of them have the opportunity to go through the process again with a little bit of peace and quiet,” he said, adding that sister-in-law Kate was feeling “pretty poorly” from morning sickness, but “doing the best she can.” I said it the other day and I’ll say it again: I hope they have a girl! Just because it would be adorable. Harry also thinks that Prince George will love being a big brother. We’ll see about that! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Lea Michele’s gigolo boyfriend is moving in

What’s a former gigolo to do when his girlfriend is rockin’ that Glee money and you’re living in a shitty LA apartment? Pack your stuff and move in with her, of course! Live that Hollywood life! That’s exactly what’s happening with Lea Michele and boyfriend of just four months, Matthew Paetz, apparently. From TMZ: Sources close to Lea tell us … Matthew Paetz packed his stuff into a U-Haul over the weekend … moving out of his apartment, and upgrading to her $1.4 million Hollywood pad after just 4 months of dating. We’re told Paetz already had a toothbrush and a few t-shirts at her their place … but now everything’s been moved — rugs, furniture and even his pillows. I guess get in where you fit in? Must be cushy to hook up with a celebrity who will foot the bill for you to… do whatever the hell it is he does. Not that I care about Lea Michele in the slightest, but homegirl is getting used, I’d say. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Paris Jackson is apparently pregnant at 16

This is one of those things that come off the rumour mill just stinking of pure horseshit, but here we go anyway. Michael Jackson‘s 16-year-old daughter Paris Jackson is apparently pregnant. All of this because she went to dinner and had water instead of wine (uh… she’s 16) and because she appeared to have a “baby bump”. Because of course if a girl/woman doesn’t have washboard abs, it’s because she’s expecting. From Black America Web: A source was quoted by the Daily Star newspaper as saying: “I saw her at dinner and she twice made a toast drinking water instead of wine. That and the prominent stomach bulge got people talking.” News that the troubled star may be expecting her first child comes just days after she was reportedly spotted looking at engagement rings with her supposed boyfriend. Paris has stayed away from the spotlight for the past year while attending therapeutic boarding school Diamond Ranch Academy in Utah following her attempted suicide last June. The teen – who has grown close to her biological mother Debbie Rowe over the past 12 months – was given the all-clear from doctors in May and is reportedly adamant she won’t return to the $14,000-per-month private school this fall. Can I just remind the world that this is a CHILD we’re talking about? A child who lost her parent, who is in the midst of a family that’s more concerned with her father’s money than the kids’ well-being and a child who has suffered a lot of mental and emotional anguish to the point of wanting to end her own life? And really, we’re gonna say she’s pregnant because of this shit? Fuck off. Maybe she is pregnant, but it just seems tacky to be speculating about the sex life of an underage teenage girl who has already suffered due to the unwarranted attention and scrutiny she’s received. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook