Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez are blissfully married. No drama, a baby on the way, plenty of time and money. I guess. [A Socialite Life]
Richard Simmons was able to stand still for 60 whole seconds. [Dlisted]
Justin Bieber’s mom seems like a piece of work. [LaineyGossip]
First photo of Winnie Rose Fallon! [Pop Sugar]
Does this eagle look like Nicolas Cage? [Buzzfeed]
Michael Fassbender’s Magneto poster freaks me out a little. [Pajiba]
Princess Letizia is one of the best-dressed royals, hands down. [Go Fug Yourself]
Wow, Courtney Love is right. Anna Faris could play her. [Evil Beet]
Ryan Gosling will not play the Son of Skywalker. [The Blemish]
Scarlett Johansson is wearing a ring but it doesn’t mean anything. [ICYDK]
Mama June will keep her family grounded with cheeseballs. [Reality Tea]
Jamie King shows off her big baby bump. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Avril Lavigne looks… how you would expect. [Popoholic]
Jenna Dewan lost the baby weight in like two seconds. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Danica McKellar wears some sort of nerd-trap outfit. [Moe Jackson]
Who splashed green paint on the Lincoln Memorial? [Gawker]
Kelly Brook’s boobs are not fake. Just FYI. [IDLYITW]
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