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Jessica Simpson is done having kids

Jessica Simpson and new husband Eric Johnson are parents to two adorable kids – 2-year-old Maxwell and 14-month-old Ace. However, don’t get to thinking that she wants some massive family and is just going to keep pumping the babies out. In fact, she’s pretty sure she’s done having kids now. From On Air With Ryan Seacrest: “Oh, we are done. I say we’re done. [But,] I don’t want to accidentally get pregnant one day and then that poor kid feels like it wasn’t meant to be or something. We’ve got the girl and we’ve got the boy.” From your mouth to God’s ears, girl. Given how close the other two were together, I have a feeling that “accidental pregnancy” is something that’s in the cards again for her at some point in the future. And hey, fair enough – she can afford to raise them (or to pay someone else to do so). Live it up! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Lauren Conrad had 10 bridesmaids at her wedding

Welp, if we’re going for excessive, Lauren Conrad seems to have got it down to an art. Turns out, at her wedding to William Tell (seriously) earlier this month, her bridal party consisted of – get this – TEN bridesmaids. Yes, 10. T-E-N. I don’t know about you, but I can barely think of ten people I’d want at my wedding, let alone ten people I’d want to have to coordinate outfits with and arrange along the altar. But hey, to each her own. Lauren revealed what led to her decision in a new blog post, as you do: After William and I got engaged and the wedding planning began, I had a very important decision to make; I needed to choose who would stand up with me while I said, “I do”. For me, choosing my bridesmaids (and then asking them to be in my wedding party) was one of the most fun parts of the planning process. I’m so lucky to have a group of besties that I love dearly, and I wanted each and every one of them up there with me on my big day. When it came time to choose my ‘maids, my motto was the more the merrier. I didn’t mind the idea of having a large bridal party… to a point (you don’t want more people standing up than in seats!). It really is a personal preference, and I knew that having a bigger bridal party with all of my best friends was the way to go. So, I chose my sister and a bunch of my besties to do me the honor of being my bridesmaids, and I couldn’t be happier with my decision. If you do have a larger bridal party like I do (I have 10 bridesmaids!), there are some logistical things that you’ll have to take into consideration. Is there enough room for all of your ‘maids to stand up with you? If the answer is no, you don’t necessarily need to cut down your list of bridesmaids, in my opinion. You can simply have them sit in the front row! One lesson I’ve learned about planning a wedding is that the bride and groom should do things however they want. Some rules are meant to be broken, right? I mean, hey, sure why not. If you’ve got several close friends and endless amounts of money to work with, throwing them all up at the altar with you seems like a lot more pleasant than having to deal with butthurt feelings from those you didn’t pick. I can dig that. That being said, I also really dig the colour palette she chose for the wedding. I know those soft pinks and taupes are pretty common, but they’re rather lovely, I think. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kylie Jenner is going to be the next Katy Perry

There’s never been a better time to invest in foam earplugs, because apparently Kylie Jenner has decided that music is her calling and is planning to embark on a singing career to become the next Katy Perry. God help us all. From Radar Online: “Kylie has found her calling in life — to be a singer!” a close friend of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star tells Radar exclusively. “She is in training right now with vocal coach and producer, Tim Carter.” Carter produced Jenner pal Willow Smith’s smash hit, “Whip My Hair,” and also has worked with Kanye West BFFs Jay Z and Beyonce, making him a natural fit for the wannabe pop tart. Other of his celeb clients include Sofia Richie and up and coming singer N0vel. The source reveals, “Kylie is now working on her first single! She is telling everyone that she knows she is going to be the next Katy Perry.” And though her half-sister Kim’s foray into pop stardom was dead on arrival, the source insists, “Kylie has a great voice.” Plus, BFF Justin Bieber can certainly give her pointers. “She realized that she can’t compete with Kendall when it comes to modeling,” the source continues. “So she has chosen to turn to music. The whole family is really supportive of the decision, and Tim has already been to Kris’ house to start the lessons!” LOL, uh, okay. I just HAVE to believe this is bullshit. I know she’s rich, but she can’t be THAT delusional. Why doesn’t she release her own makeup brand or something? She’s already put MAC’s Whirl lip pencil on permanent sell-out, so she could definitely make some money that way. People love her look. But she needs to stay away from the music world. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Jennifer Lopez featuring Iggy Azalea – ‘Booty’ (Make it stop!)

Here it is, ladies and gents – the video you certainly weren’t waiting for and probably had no idea existed. It’s Jennifer Lopez‘s new video for her song ‘Booty’, featuring Iggy Azalea. Everything about this is horrendous: the fact that a 44-year-old mother of two small children still feels the need to compete with 2o-something pop stars by singing about her ass, the fact that she felt the need to use Iggy Azalea (which… don’t get me started there), the fact that the song would be shit no matter who sung it… you get my drift. Also, before anyone gets all up in arms, I’m not saying 44-year-old women/mothers can’t be sexy, get their ass out, whatever they want. I’m saying this is clearly a DIRECT result of her need to compete with the younger girls (who are hot messes in their own right), which I think is sad. She’s earned her fame and her name and doesn’t need to resort to this shit. Because it is shit. But here, please judge for yourself: I love me some J.Lo, but she needs to get a grip with this shit. We get it: you’ve got a nice ass, it’s been a major part of your career, you enjoy it and men and women looking at it do, too. But… girl, no. Seriously, full props for having an INCREDIBLE body for any age, but sit down. Also, please get Iggy’s NON-ass out of here stat. She looks SO awkward and out of her element… most likely because she is. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Justin Bieber cooks dinner for Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can’t hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they’re officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do. Here’s what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that don’t actually cut anything besides construction paper. Countdown to these two breaking up again. What do you give it, a week? Two? I sure do wish Selena would start loving herself – or at the very least respecting herself. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Ryan Gosling is “madly in love” with his daughter

That headline sounded far creeper than it was meant, I promise. What I meant was, Ryan Gosling is head over heels crazy about being a dad to his new baby girl with  Eva Mendes (though that was a direct quote). How do we know how Ryan is feeling about fatherhood? After all, we don’t even know the baby’s name or anything. But one fine civil servant, also known as “a source”, has bravely come forward to offer Ryan’s thoughts on his behalf. “Ryan is madly in love with the baby,” a source tells PEOPLE of the infatuated father, 33, adding that Mendes, 40, is loving her new title of “mom.” And the proud parents aren’t alone in their doting: Grandmas Gosling and Mendes are doing their share of pampering, too. “Ryan’s mom and Eva’s mom have both been helping,” the source says. “They have both been great. The grandmothers are both very excited and both very hands-on – as much as they can be.” Mendes is “absolutely in heaven being a mom. She’s never been happier,” a source told PEOPLE after the birth. “She and Ryan are just in awe of this beautiful person they created. It’s a really special time for them.” Well, I’ll tell you one thing – I’ll sleep soundly tonight knowing that! Also, I think this is the first time I have actually felt bad for Eva for being so basic that the angle of the story is about Ryan, despite the fact that she’s the one who carried and gave birth to the baby. Poor girl. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook