“Ashton Kutcher’s ‘jOBS’ doesn’t look completely terrible” links

Here’s a first look at Ashton Kutcher in jOBS. [Moe Jackson]
I don’t understand why so many dudes are upset with women in combat considering women have literally been serving on the frontlines this whole time. [Jezebel]
Lance Armstrong rejected a Dancing With the Stars offer? [Bitten & Bound]
Carmen Electra looks really thin here, right? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kanye West is a masked man! [The Blemish]
And here’s the sexist NY Post cover of Hillary Clinton. [The Frisky]
Jason Hoppy isn’t going away without a fight. [ICYDK]
Karl Lagerfeld is making sure that Chanel has a pro-gay image. [OMG Blog]
Ladies, stop getting back-alley butt injections. [Starcasm]
Seriously, why can’t Miranda Lambert find flattering clothes? [Yeeeah]
Matt Damon has kidnapped Jimmy Kimmel! [Seriously OMG WTF]
Check out Jennifer Lopez’s awful shoes. [INFDaily]
Funny or Die video about birth control yogurt! [PopBytes]
Nick Lachey & Vanessa really want you to pay attention to their baby. [Life & Style]
Nicole Richie looks… different, right? [Hollywood Rag]
Pay attention to Justin Timberlake!!!!!! [The Loop]

Thanks to Cele Bitchy