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Oprah went to see Lindsay Lohan bomb on the West End

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Lindsay Lohan is getting less than stellar reviews for her performance in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow in London’s West End. She carries a prop book with her lines in it since she hasn’t memorized them (and flubs them anyway) and is somewhat of a laughing stock… but some people are genuinely trying to support her, like Oprah Winfrey, Lindsay’s self-proclaimed fairy godmother. So thrilled to have @Oprah and @Lupita_Nyongo in the audience tonight. Im a lucky girl! Xxo #myfairygodmother pic.twitter.com/OR1Sc8VLLf — Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) October 4, 2014 I’m wondering if Oprah was coming to check up on her, if she already happened to be in London or what was going on there. Frankly, you would’ve thought Oprah would have had enough of Lindsay’s excuses and bullshit. I guess it’s good that one person’s patience with her hasn’t worn out. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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North West plays with dolls of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get bored of parenthood often enough that they leave daughter North West at home with doll replicas of themselves to play with since they can’t be bothered to be there and play with her themselves. Some people might think this is pretty cute, but I think it’s ridiculous and narcissistic and everything that’s wrong with this entire family. Your daughter needs her parents, not cloth doll version of them and a handful of nannies to watch her while you swan off to get your tits out in Paris in the name of “fashion” or rant on stage, or whatever the hell it is they do. I seriously fear for this child’s future if this is the kind of people she’s being raised (or not raised) by. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kendra Wilkinson won’t leave her cheating husband

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett have been having quite a few marriage problems lately. And by “problems”, I mean “Hank cheated on Kendra repeatedly while she was pregnant with a transsexual prostitute”, so… there’s that. While most women would be fed up and kick his dumb ass to the curb, Kendra’s standing by her man, because apparently he treats her like gold. From Radar Online: Despite Wilkinson’s recent admissions that she believed Radar’s reports about his affair with a transsexual, the reality star told Extra host AJ Calloway that she won’t be divorcing him. “I do believe Hank and I will survive this,” she said. “I will give him the benefit of the doubt. He’s just too amazing… I’d be stupid… I’d be so dumb to divorce him right now and see him with another girl… I mean come on… he treats me like a queen.” The statements echoed comments she made earlier this week to Giuliana Rancic. “[Hank] deserves forgiveness,” she said. “I’m willing to spend the rest of my life to figure this out rather than spending one night single without Hank in my life.” UHHHHH… Yes, when you’re repeatedly cheated on in your marriage, that’s definitely being treated like a queen. What the fuck kinda royalty are you, girl? You need to love yourself. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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‘Sex and the City 3′ might be happening, says Jennifer Hudson

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In today’s “Why, God, Why?” news, Jennifer Hudson says that we may all be tormented with a THIRD Sex and the City movie. Because the first two weren’t disastrous enough, they might somehow waste a few more million bucks by making another installment. Oh, brother. From Dish Nation: “I think it might be [happening],” the Oscar winner said when asked if there will be a ‘Sex and the City 3.’ “Somebody just came to me talking about that. So if it’s in the talks, it might happen. So look for it. ” “Look for Louise from St. Louis!” Hudson told Dish Nation. Chatter of ‘Sex and the City 3? has been circulating but all of the stars involved have stayed mum on whether or not it will happen, including Parker who said in June, “We’ve never really had real conversation about it, other than that I know there is a story. I think it’s a really lovely, wonderful story but whether or not we tell it remains to be seen.” I hope it stays that way – remaining to be seen, never actually being seen. We do not need another movie. These women are ready to settle down, not trying to pretend they’re still hitting up the NYC singles scene. Just no. Enough is enough – and that’s saying something, because I was a big fan of the original series. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Bruce Jenner’s hair is a thing of wonder

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Bruce Jenner headed out to see Elton John in Los Angeles this weekend with possibly the most amazingly voluminous and silky hair I’ve ever seen on a man… or a woman, for that matter. He’s killing it with the hair, but he needs to take a break from his plastic surgeon for a while, because he’s morphing into ex-wife Kris Jenner. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Michael Phelps is going to rehab

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Michael Phelps is a bit of a fuck up, and he knows it. After getting arrested and charged with a DUI, someone’s given him some home truths and now he’s checking himself into rehab to get some help for his issues. Instead of doing this quietly, he decided to announce it on Twitter, as you do. As usual, read from bottom to top: Oh, whatever. Go and get over yourself already. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook