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Tina Fey totally burned Rob Schneider. Good. [The Blemish]
Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People of 2014 list includes ScarJo, Neil Patrick Harris, Oprah and… Chelsea Handler?! UGH. [Wonderwall]
Gwyneth Paltrow deigned to appear on Web Therapy. [LaineyGossip]
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Here’s What Miley Cyrus Has to Offer on the Bangerz Tour

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Miley Cyrus is something else, man. Before heading out on tour to support her latest album, Bangerz, she promised to drop some junk on the audience (free merch!) and also that seeing her in concert would provide an ‘educational experience’ for children, which… girl, no. However, maybe we were being too hasty to judge. Maybe she would indeed surprise us and put on a tasteful show in which she did indeed illustrate some important life lessons. You never know, right?

Wrong. As you can see from the photo above (and all the ones below), the Bangerz Tour is a bit of a shit show, full of her same cultural appropriating, twerking bullshit. That’s not to say that it’s not probably kinda fun – Miley’s had some good tracks, and she even performed some of the oldies but goodies during her first show in Vancouver on Valentine’s Day. Uh, hello? ‘Can’t Be Tamed’? ‘Party in the USA’? I’m into it!

The visuals, though… it’s getting so, so tired.

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Miley Cyrus Wants to “Educate” Your Children

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Miley Cyrus is getting ready to drop her junk on you during her Bangerz tour, and as she gets amped up to head out on the road, she’s been doing some interviews about just how fun it’s going to be… as well as educational for the children folk. WHAT?

From Fuse:

“Even though parents probably won’t think this, I think my show is educational for kids. They’re going to be exposed to art most people don’t know about.

“People are taught to look at things so black and white, especially in small towns. I’m excited to take this tour to places where [art] like this wouldn’t be accepted, where kids wouldn’t learn about this different kind of art.”

So, let me get this straight… Miley Cyrus thinks that her sucking her thumb as she rides a hot dog (dick metaphors abound) is going to expose your children to “education” and “art” that they wouldn’t get elsewhere… like, say, on the TV, where she twerks with midgets, swings naked from a wrecking ball and masturbates on a table? Give me a break, Miley.

I don’t know about you, but the last place I’d be taking my kids (if I had any) would be to a Miley Cyrus concert. NOPE. Nor would I call what she does “art”, but YMMV, I suppose…

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Miley Cyrus: ‘I feel like I’m one of the biggest feminists in the world’

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These are photos of Miley Cyrus wearing very shiny black (PVC?) pants in London this week. She flies back and forth from LA to London so often. Is Miley the Brits’ cuppa? I doubt it. This is more of the Miley blitz on the radio show circuit.

Miley told BBC Radio 1 (via Us Weekly) that she’s not really cool. Instead, “I’m super lame. What you read about me, it sounds like all I do is club and go and party with [photographer] Terry Richardson, but really I’m like the lamest, I never leave my house because I’m a complete hermit.” Well I didn’t believe this statement coming from Rihanna, and I don’t believe it from Miley either. If you’re partying your ass off at home, it’s still partying. Miley also said she gets naked all the time because it catches people’s attention, and then they “stick around” like “oh wait, she can hold a note” Sure.

Miley also spoke with the BBC’s Newsbeat program about how she’s a super-mega feminist or something:

Miley Cyrus has said she believes there is a “double standard” when it comes to men and women, and body image. “I feel like I’m one of the biggest feminists in the world because I tell women to not be scared of anything,” she said.

She also said that her on-stage persona and revealing outfits were all part of her act. “I don’t actually walk around all day twerking with my tongue out dressed as a teddy bear,” she told Newsbeat.

The 20-year-old said she doesn’t worry if people think badly of her controversial performances because she knows she is a “good person”.
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Commenting on headlines suggesting she smoked marijuana at Sunday’s MTV EMAs, she said: “I never worry about what I do on stage making me look bad. I think people if they actually knew me would be surprised at how normal I am.

“I’m definitely crazy but I’m normal. I feel like [I am] socially probably more acceptable than a lot of people in this industry because I’ve just always grown up around this and so I never have any kind of attitude.”

Miley has been criticised for the video for Wrecking Ball, which sees her swinging naked and licking a sledgehammer.

Cyrus was also knocked for her performance with Robin Thicke at the MTV VMAs in August, where she wore a nude-coloured bra and pants, stuck her tongue out and twerked.

Musician Sinead O’Connor wrote an open letter, criticising the 20-year-old for allowing herself “to be pimped” adding that her behaviour was not “in any way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women”.

Cyrus said she tries to frame the negative headlines in a positive way.

“Every time you talk about me, you’re bringing more awareness to me and… my record. If you have good songs I think you can wear anything or do anything, just be able to back it up by what you’re doing.”

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Ugh. Once again and as with Selena Gomez, I feel like young female pop stars don’t know the meaning of feminism. Miley thinks that Uncle Terry empowers women, so I’m pretty sure she’s confused about feminism in general. Of course Gloria Steinem refused to directly comment on Miley but stated, “I wish we didn’t have to be nude to be noticed.” Miley straight out admits she gets naked to get noticed. She just thinks that her “music” will keep people interested.

Let’s finish this post up with some quickie bulletpoints:

* Radar Online got the scoop on Miley’s $1000 VIP tour packages for her upcoming Bangerz tour. These packages must be purchased on top of actual concert tickets. For your money, you’ll get a Miley photo op, a gift bag, a reserved seat along the catwalk, plus some drinks and snacks. Probably a joint too.

* Liam Hemsworth talked to People while promoting Catching Fire. He told them, “I don’t have a lady at the moment,” which confirms Eiza Gonzalez was just a fling. As to Miley, Liam simply stated, “I’m extremely happy for all of her success.

* Hollywood Life claims a mega-exclusive story about how Liam and Miley are “back in touch.” They also say Miley has invited Liam to her upcoming 21st birthday party and Thanksgiving too. Ha.

* Cosmopolitan has crushed the very essence of childhood by reimagining 9 Disney princesses dressed as Miley. Yes there is one on a wrecking ball. Poor Belle.

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Dream On of the Day: Miley Cyrus Wanted to Duet with Gwen Stefani

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Miley Cyrus may be a “big star” at the moment due to her bullshit antics and willingness to get naked at every turn, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some artists who aren’t interested in her fuckery. Put Gwen Stefani‘s name at the top of that list. You see, Miley wanted to duet with Gwen for her album, but instead she ended up with Britney Spears because apparently that’s how God wanted it or something.

Songwriter Sean Garrett penned Miley’s ‘SMS’ track (which sucks, by the way), and explained to MTV News that they wanted both Gwen and Nicki Minaj on the track but Britney was the best they can do. No shade to Britney, bless her, but… she’s not necessarily the most discerning creature.

“The first name that we tossed around was Gwen Sefani. We were talking about Gwen because you know Gwen got that edge too, but that’s how God works. We were throwing around those ideas,” Garrett said on Wednesday (October 9) about the song he helped pen with Mike Will Made It. “Nicki, we were talking about putting Nicki on there too. That would’ve been nuts too, but I think that’s how God works, this was absolutely the right one.”

“It’s like five different things, it’s hip-hop, it’s the girls, it’s a female anthem, Salt-n-Pepa, Britney and Miley… people didn’t get that.”

First of all, no. Do not dare compare Miley’s corny ass to hip-hop greats like Salt-n-Pepa. Like, take their names out of your mouth. Second of all, God didn’t will Britney spears onto that song – I guarantee you both Gwen and Nicki gave it a big HELL NO and they just had to go with it.

I think Bangerz is quite good in very small parts. I like the singles, I like the opening track and there are one or two others on the album that are listenable, but some of it is downright offensive to ears to have to listen to. That ’4×4′ song with Nelly makes me want to throw myself out a window. ‘SMS’ is “okay” but there’s a reason those ladies didn’t take part in it, and I assure you the Lord had nothing to do with it.

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This Is Miley’s Idea of Sexy, and Donald Trump Loves It

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This little Miley Cyrus story is a double shot of ridiculousness (just so save us from writing two separate stories). First, we have Miley’s photoshoot for her upcoming album, Bangerz, which is sure to be full of trashy, pseudo-”urban” tryhard bullshit. Then, we have the fact that Donald Trump – yes, Donald Trump – has come out and posted a message on Vine, of all fucking places, telling her to “ignore the haters” and claiming that anyone who criticises her is just “jealous”. Yeah, nope. Also, ew.

Let’s start with these photos first. What kind of ’80s nightmare is this shit? I don’t understand what she thinks she’s going for here (besides ’80s nightmare, that is) – it’s just awful. The plaid pleather pants? The slicked back hairdo? The trench coat with nothing else on? Girl, no. Sit the hell down.

As for Donald, I can’t even give any commentary there because I’m that confused/disgusted that this is even a thing that happened. I’ll just embed his Vine here and you can take it as you will (an old man, who probably jerks off to Miley’s VMA performance every night, trying to stay relevant?):

And here are the other Bangerz photos, just for you:

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