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Justin Bieber is too swaggy to pick up trash for community service

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Here’s a photo of Justin Bieber hitting the gym on Tuesday. He seems to be doing fine, physically. Swaggy broke his foot over the holidays during a soccer game. You can see a gross photo of Swaggy’s little tootsie here. It looks like a hefty bruise, but it wasn’t a bad enough break to require a fracture boot. He’s been swagging all over the place in normal shoes. Swaggy’s still in a lot of pain, or so he says. He’s using the foot as an excuse for not completing the community service requirements for his probation.

So much has happened with Swaggy that it’s hard to recall why he’s on probation. It’s not for the drag racing in Florida or brothelgate. He’s on probation for — of all things — tossing eggs at his neighbor’s house. I predicted he’d never make it two years without doing one of the following: (1) Breaking the law again; or (2) Making endless excuses about how he can’t finish his community service (in manner of Lindsay Lohan).

Swaggy chose option #2. Here’s the lowdown from TMZ:

Justin Bieber has been taking lots of anger management classes recently but he hasn’t done a single hour of community service because of a soccer injury … so says his lawyer.

Attorney Shawn Holley was in court Tuesday morning for a progress report in his egging case. Justin has completed 9 out of 12 anger management classes. As for his 5 days community service, Holley said Bieber screwed up his foot and couldn’t pick up trash or remove graffiti.

You’ll recall, Bieber screwed up his foot during a soccer game last month in Turks and Caicos. Holley submitted a doctor’s note to satisfy the judge.

According to the probation report, obtained by TMZ, the probation officer wrote a report saying, Bieber “has displayed a cooperative attitude and has expressed a sincere desire to be more diligent in complete anger management and community labor.” Bieber was supposed to attend 1 anger management session per week, and he’s fallen short.

[From TMZ]

Kaiser pointed out that Bieber even has the same lawyer as Lohan, which is hilarious. At least Scooter Braun will make sure Shawn Holley gets paid for this client. I wonder if Bieber realizes his redemption tour will be marred by this new development? Everyone already laughed at how Swaggy wondered if he was human. I don’t know if people would laugh at him for going to jail, but I think his team is more concerned about his career. Big mistake.

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How Much Did Chris Brown Pay this Judge, Then?

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Chris Brown is a dickhead of epic proportions, the forefather whose asshole status is that which Justin Bieber has aspired to ascend to. He has committed so many crimes with such blatant lack of remorse and/or improvement… and yet here he is, a free man. He was in court recently, as we all know, facing his latest assault charges and while prosecutors want him in jail for it, a California judge thought he’ll do better in a rehab facility. Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

Judge James R Brandlin claims that the drug abuse and anger management facility is giving him an “adequate safety net”. Well, what about the safety of all the people he assaults? Where’s our net? It should be him in jail! Also, let’s not forget that his probation has been revoked stemming back from the time when he beat Rihanna to a bloody pulp… and yet “rehab” is the way to go? UGH.

Oh, and one more thing to remember: he turned down a plea deal in this case that would reduce his charges because he’s that cocky that he can do whatever he wants and not have to face any consequences for it. What a lovely human being.

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Brooke Mueller denied restraining order against Charlie Sheen, claims she’s sober

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Yesterday we discussed a new interview that Charlie Sheen did with TMZ. Charlie trashed his ex wife, Brooke Mueller, and the California Department of Child and Family Services, for granting Brooke overnight visits with their four year-old twin boys. Charlie claimed that Brooke was surprisingly not sober after her 21st stint in rehab (that he paid for), and that she was emotionally damaging and physically endangering their children, Max and Bob. According to Charlie, his sons are acting out at school and at their primary home, with his ex, Denise Richards. He claimed that the twins’ bad behavior is a direct result of spending time with their addict mom. (Takes one to know one, right?) He is also seeking full custody.

Charlie’s interview was filled with his typical hyperbole and grandiosity. He called Brooke an “evil whore” who lived in a “house of horrors,” and claimed that DCFS must be taking bribes from Brooke. The reports from DCFS have been in Brooke’s favor and are “glowing.” Very suspiciously, right after Charlie made those accusations public, DCFS denied him scheduled visitation with the boys. It seemed punitive on their part.

Brooke is not taking Charlie’s claims lightly. She sought an emergency restraining order against Charlie, which was denied. She was told to make her case in front of a judge next month. In her petition for a restraining order, Brooke claimed that she’s been sober for seven months, that Charlie is angry she hasn’t relapsed, and that he’s trying to keep her boys staying with Denise Richards:

RadarOnline.com has confirmed Mueller, 36, failed in a bid on Monday to have the actor barred from going anywhere near her.

Her petition cited Sheen as saying: “There will be a reckoning. There will be a whirlwind. That they will all reap desperate begging for my forgiveness. You’ve all been warned….I will exercise every resource at my disposal. I will, I will, I will empty my entire war chest and if that can’t get it done, I know a guy who can.”

Mueller also claimed that she has been clean for over seven months and is trying to lead a life of sobriety for their two children.

“I have struggled with addiction. I successfully completed a lengthy in-patient rehabilitation this year and I have been substance free for seven months,” she said in documents.

“I have reached out repeatedly to Charlie Sheen seeking that we find peace for the sake of our children over the past seven month only to be told, “lose my number douche bag.” Petitioner is seriously upset that I am in recovery and have successfully maintained my sobriety. I am doing so for our children and myself. I love our children more than anyone can imagine. I am fighting for them everyday. I do not want them to have two severely drug addicted parents.

“Charlie Sheen is furious that I am doing so well, he had hoped I would relapse in order to continue his long sought quest to have all his children under one roof with his former wife.”

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge refused to issue an emergency restraining order against the Anger Management star and instead set a hearing for next month, where the rehabbed socialite will have to make her case in person.

[From Radar Online]

Charlie made that veiled threat about emptying his “war chest” at the end of his interview with TMZ, it’s all there for people to hear.

Brooke isn’t stopping with just a restraining order request. She’s also claiming that Charlie violated the gag order in their divorce decree, and that he should face jail time and reduced visitation with the boys. TMZ has a follow-up report revealing that Brooke’s lawyer has subpoenaed their video and audio interviews with Charlie to use for her case.

As little as two years ago, maybe more recently, Charlie and Brooke were still drugging together around their boys. Check out this ET interview we covered at the time, they were both wasted on camera talking about their amicable coparenting.

I don’t know where to start with this. This does change my opinion of Brooke very slightly, but it doesn’t make me believe that she’s a competent mom by any stretch. The damage that she and Charlie have already done to these boys is likely irreparable and they’re surely better off with Denise, even if Brooke is telling the truth and she’s sober. I don’t understand how Brooke is getting unsupervised overnight visits at this point. It seems like a monitor should be present.

As many of you mentioned yesterday, when Charlie starts going to the press and rallying against something, it’s a sign that he’s drugging. Even if Brooke is sober (doubtful, but let’s pose that scenario), and even if Charlie is blitzed, that doesn’t mean that Charlie’s basic premise is wrong. Brooke has been a sh*t mom for years. If she’s truly sober, that doesn’t mean she’s transformed into a good mom or that being around her is healthy for the twins. And in no way would I suggest that Charlie’s house is a great place for kids either. At least they have Denise Richards to care for them in a stable, loving environment. Hopefully the judge will recognize that both parents are incompetent and that the boys should stay with Denise.

Plus, let’s not forget Brooke’s motivation. If she gets custody, she gets $55,000 a month in child support. She’s tried and failed several times to have the boys transferred to her family’s care for that purpose.

After I wrote all that, Radar released more details of Brooke’s restraining order. She claims to have hired round-the-clock security and to fear for her safety after Sheen said he would post his own security guards outside her home when the boys were there. Remember Denise Richards’ divorce decree against Charlie Sheen and how everyone thought she was exaggerating? The difference is that Denise is much more credible.

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Brooke Mueller is shown in January and February, 2013. I didn’t pick the worst paparazzi pictures of her, these are just the most recent ones we have. Credit: FameFlynet and WENN.com

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Someone Finally Taking Control of Chris Brown’s Career; Checks Him Into Rehab

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Chris Brown just got arrested for assaulting someone in D.C.. Guy is still effed up, but I it looks like someone out there is finally saying, “This guy is out of control, no for realsies.” Because Brown is checking into rehab for anger management. Here’s the scoop from TMZ:

Chris Brown has just entered a rehab facility for anger management issues … presumably to deal with his temper problems and to blunt a possible prison sentence.

Sources tell TMZ … Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos, just dropped him off at a facility in Malibu.

So good job, team Brown, for making one smart career move within the last 4 years. As for his latest court case, he was released from jail and got his charge reduced to a misdemeanor (down from a felony) but he’s still not in the clear. He could face up to 4 years in prison for violating his probation.

Fingers crossed? Or maybe cross them in hopes that this rehab will help, but I don’t think it helps unless the person actually wants to get help, and I think it’s pretty clear he doesn’t give a f-ck.

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Chris Brown has entered rehab voluntarily so that he can ‘gain focus & insight’

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Very, very early Sunday morning, Chris Brown and his bodyguard beat the hell out of at least one dude in Washington, DC. The dude went to the hospital and Chris and his bodyguard were arrested for felony assault. They stayed in jail throughout Sunday, Sunday night and most of the day Monday until the judge finally had a hearing for them. The judge downgraded their changes to misdemeanors, which is unfortunate. Even more unfortunate? Chris was released without bail and it’s basically like he’s going to get a minor slap on the wrist for beating down some dude (not to mention the homophobic comments he made just before the beatdown began).

So, everything was coming up Breezy once again. Breezy’s fan-girls were already preparing to campaign on Breezy’s behalf – “He’s just misunderstood! He’s so sensitive! Other dudes are violent too!” – and the next legal hurdle for Chris would be his probation hearing in California on Nov. 20. And most of us just thought, “Eh, it’s California. Nothing will happen.” But I guess Chris was worried about it. Because Chris just went into REHAB.

Chris Brown is trying to get back on the straight and narrow. One day after his release from jail on misdemeanor assault charges, the “Don’t Judge Me” singer, 24, has decided to voluntarily check himself into rehab to deal with some personal issues, his rep says in a statement to Us Weekly.

“Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,” the statement reads. “His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

The news comes at a crucial time for the controversial star, who was released from jail on Monday, Oct. 28, following his arrest for an alleged assault in Washington, D.C., on Sunday. According to a police report, Brown and his bodyguard were involved in an altercation with another man outside the W Hotel after the man tried to join a picture with the Grammy-winning singer. The report claims that Brown made a homophobic remark to the alleged victim — “I’m not down with that gay s–t” — before reportedly punching him in the face.

The hip hop star — who is still on probation for his 2009 attack of then-girlfriend Rihanna — was initially charged with felony assault in connection with the incident. Prosecutors reduced the charge to a misdemeanor on Monday; he was released without bail after 36 hours in jail.

Brown has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from the man he is accused of assaulting. He and his bodyguard are scheduled to return to court on Nov. 24.

[From Us Weekly]

Part of me thinks this will be a good thing for Chris in general, because I do believe he’s got some drug and alcohol issues. Unfortunately, though, I don’t really think that dealing with his alcohol and drug abuse is going to make him any less of a violent predator with a hair-trigger temper. This is a cop-out: “His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.” It’s mushy – if he wants to blame his violence on drugs and alcohol, then that’s something that should be brought up at his probation hearing.

This is Chris’s basic argument: “It’s not my fault I’m so violent, it’s the drugs and the alcohol, but you can’t bring up the drugs and alcohol because it might negatively affect my probation, the rehab is supposed to make me look sympathetic and wounded and if you don’t see me as a victim, I’ll punch your face in.”

Update: Oh, I guess the rehab is for his “anger management” issues. Again, I don’t consider that “rehab”.

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LeAnn Rimes Is Going To Wear Lingerie In ‘Anger Management’

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In case you missed it, LeAnn Rimes is going to be on Anger Management playing a love interest for Charlie Sheen, following in the illustrious footsteps of such great, respectable actresses as… Lindsay Lohan. Can’t wait for that! (Why is this piece of shit show still on the air?) In any case, not content to torture our eyeballs just when the episode airs, she’s taken to Twitter to post a photo of herself in lingerie ahead of her appearance. KILL ME NOW.

Here’s the tweet that accompanied the photo, as well her follow-ups throughout the day:

Well, glad to see she’s got a bit more body confidence now, at least. Tune in July 11, if you actually dare.

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Charlie Sheen Hates Selma Blair And Wants To Give Mila Kunis $10 Million

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Charlie Sheen is on the warpath, everyone. After (justifiably but still) flipping out over Farrah Abraham‘s antics, he’s now turning his crazy warlock ass on Selma Blair. Ms. Blair has been acting on his show, Anger Management, but now he wants her fired. And he wants alleged roller-skating super bitch Mila Kunis. From TMZ:

We’re told it all started when Selma complained to “AM” execs that Charlie was a menace to work with — claiming he’s late all the time and has a shoddy work ethic.

Problem is … the actor found out about it and was super pissed. We’re told Charlie felt Selma was out of line considering he’s the star of the show. And he specifically referenced himself learning 40 pages of lines per episode compared to her 2.

But sources close to Sheen tell us the actor did more than just complain … he told everyone HE FIRED SELMA altogether — although it’s unclear how official it was.

Charlie then made it clear to “AM” honchos … if Selma shows up to set Monday — when the show is scheduled to shoot — he’ll refuse to work.

And there’s this … we’re told Charlie now wants to extend an offer to Mila Kunis (a.k.a. Ashton Kutcher‘s GF) for a 10 episode arch … at $1 MILLION per episode.

Quick question: WHY IS ANYONE STILL WORKING WITH CHARLIE SHEEN?

Oh and Charlie, no way Mila Kunis is coming near your show. She is way out of your league, in celebrity guest star terms.

God I hate this dick.

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