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Justin Bieber is a bleach blonde now

Welp, I’m not quite sure what phase of his life Justin Bieber is currently in, but it’s one that includes him bleaching his hair and living as a blonde for now. Some have suggested that this move was to help him get over Selena Gomez, but I’m not sure I really get the logic. What, like women, he feels the need to make a big change to signify a new era in his life? Eh. Anyhoo, can we also talk about these horrendous tattoos? I mean, what the hell is that? It’s all too much and NOT a good look. He seems to be purposely trying to ruin himself – hopefully he ruins himself straight on out of the spotlight. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Leonardo DiCaprio may have had sex with 20 women in one night at Art Basel

I’m not quite sure what an “Art Basel” is, only that it’s an event being held in Miami at the moment which is apparently all about art (??) and has welcomed quite a few celebrities. (Also yes, I’m kidding. I know it’s an art festival.) One of those celebrities is known lady killer Leonardo DiCaprio, who may or may not have had sex with 20 women in a single night as part of the festivities. From the New York Daily News: After Confidenti@l spotted the “Wolf of Wall Street” star partying with a large group, including Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section, a spy tells us. “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.” LOL. Well, I guess his sorta-girlfriend Toni Garnn wasn’t there (or maybe she was one of the 20 and they’re just into some freaky shit). Either way, seems like someone had a good time. Also LOL at Joe Jonas. Of course he looked scared – it’d probably be the first time he was near a vagina. Zoinks! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Straight Taylor Lautner goes to West Hollywood gay club

Look, I’m not here to out anyone, and I don’t agree with those in the media who do it. Sure, I wish people felt comfortable enough with themselves that they could be honest about their sexuality, but how someone chooses to live his/her life and when they’re ready to share that with the world – if ever – is none of my business. That being said, we can all pretty much agree that Taylor Lautner is probably gay, right? This weekend, he visited the Abbey, a noted gay club in West Hollywood, where he met up with model Murray Swanby, who has a pretty major crush on him. He posted the above photo with the following caption: Ugh @official_taylorlautner #taylorlautner.. I’ve never been more #attracted to someone in my life.. #husbands??! Hahaha half kidding #hotstraightguy #twilight #hotguys #fuck #TouchhimThursdays Huh. Now, I’m not saying that straight people can’t go to gay clubs, or hang out with gay people – duh, clearly not – but rumours have been flying for years and frankly, I think these two would make a great couple! They totally look like they belong together, don’t they? COME ON! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Amanda Bynes posted a new selfie on Twitter

Amanda Bynes has been keeping it pretty low key lately (or at least the past few weeks), it seems – at least as far as the media attention goes – and hopefully that’s a sign that she’s doing better. Unfortunately, with mental illness, it’s a life-long struggle that you don’t just wake up one day completely recovered from – it doesn’t work like that. However, now she’s posted a new selfie in which she is looking lucid (and fashionable?) and hopefully it’s a sign that she’s on her meds and doing well. Here’s the big part of this story, though, for me. US Weekly posted this photo with the caption, “Get it, girl! Amanda Bynes appears healthy, slim in new photo!” Uh… yes, she does appear slim, as she has battled with a severe eating disorder for many years. Who in the hell thinks that’s in good taste? This kind of publicity is exactly what reenforces this disordered behaviour. Like, what? Anyway, I hope Amanda IS feeling healthier and on the path to a bit more normalcy, to say the least. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy!

I’m sure you’ve all been holding your breath for the last several months, ever since Kourtney Kardashian announced her third pregnancy, wondering what she would have. Will Mason and Penelope welcome a little brother or a sister? The excitement is all too much to handle!!! I mean, it’s not, but whatever. Spoiler alert: She’s having another boy! She revealed the news during Sunday night’s episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons, because life doesn’t really happen for this family if it’s not documented on a camera and aired on E!. “I’m so happy we’re having a boy. It’s going to be perfect for our family.” Well… cool? But I’m sure it would have been perfect for your family if it was a girl, too. Either way, congrats and all that. Another Kardashian in the world can never be a bad thing. LOL. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook