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Chris Brown is sorry (again) for being an asshole to Karrueche Tran (again)

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Chris Brown and on-again, off-again girlfriend Karrueche Tran have been having social media drama lately. Apparently Chris claims that Karrueche never visited him when he was in prison because she was too busy dating Drake, though Drake has said that’s bullshit because she’s not even his type and it was all this utter nonsense that led Chris to drag Karrueche on Instagram and yell “Fuck that bitch!” to a crowd of concert-goers in California last week. It’s a hot mess, but definitely nothing new for Chris… but he’s sorry now, and that counts for something… right? Well, that’s… special. Please tell me that Karrueche’s thirst isn’t going to overwhelm her again and she’s going to get back with this utter waste of space. This is NOTHING new for him, and while words might be the way he lashed out this time, he might use his fists the next time he decides to throw a fit. Get rid of his asshole. By the way, some Breezy fan apparently reported Karrueche’s Instagram account as an impersonation and it’s deactivated at the moment, so she hopefully won’t even see this bullshit. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Stop accusing Taylor Swift of dating Karlie Kloss

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The internet exploded last week when apparent photos (and video! There was video!) popped up online which seemed to show Taylor Swift actually making out with BFF and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss while at The 1975′s concert. (Keep in mind, she’s been linked to the guy in The 1975, too.) Well, Taylor is putting all the rumours to rest and letting y’all know that she isn’t dating Karlie and would very much like if you’d stop linking her to every human being with two legs, pls and thx. As my 25th birthday present from the media, I'd like for you to stop accusing all my friends of dating me. #thirsty — Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) December 8, 2014 Sigh. I suppose it was too much to hope for, anyway. So long as she’s happy! You go, TaySwift. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kendall Jenner awkwardly dances around in lingerie

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Sure, Kendall Jenner is a fantastic model and looks great in still photographs, but does her allure hold up in live motion? Eh, that’s debatable. You’ll remember the oh-so seasonal Love Magazine shoot in which she stripped down to lingerie and donned a Santa hat to spread the Christmas spirit, but now we have video from that shoot and it’s… real special. Video is posted below (and if you are at work in a place where 19-year-olds dancing in lingerie is not really accepted, I’d wait til you get home on this one), so I’ll just let you enjoy… but wow, she’s awkward as shit. Gorgeous, yes, but awkward. Ah well, make that money, girl. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Beyonce and Jay-Z met Kate Middleton and Prince William

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It’s kind of a Big Deal that the future King and Queen of England (shut up, she’s MY queen!) are in New York City right now. While here, Prince William and Kate Middleton have been taking in the sites in between doing official business-y things (Will got to talk to Obama about illegal wildlife trading and Kate has visited a few children’s centers), and one of those things was hitting up a basketball game at the Barclay’s Center. Seeing a real live basketball game may have been exciting on its own, but Wills & Kate got a double dose of fun when they met none other than Jay-Z and Beyoncé! Or is it the other way around? There’s even video (a Vine, really, but we’ll take it): Brooklyn royalty meets UK Royalty at tonight's #Nets game at @barclayscenter. #RoyalVisitUSA https://t.co/05t565X5bf — Barclays Center (@barclayscenter) December 9, 2014 It all seems very exciting. I wonder if Bey was shitting herself? She might be the biggest star in the world, but Wills & Kate are actual royalty! Forget whether or not the monarchy is dumb or an outdated concept (I personally think it’s a wonderful tradition and their “job” is to uphold that tradition and also to do great public service work – they don’t make laws or whatever, so chill, world) – it’s a big deal. Also also, would you EVER want to have Kate Middleton’s life? I sure as shit wouldn’t. She’s pregnant, which probably makes all this hub bub of travel and public appearances even worse, but even if she wasn’t pregnant, wouldn’t you get sick of all of the to-do? Wouldn’t you just wanna be like, “Wills, can we not just lay on the couch and watch Home Alone and order a pizza?” Something tells me that just doesn’t happen at the Palace. Here are some more photos! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy call off their engagement

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In a turn of events that literally everyone saw coming, it seems as though there will be no marital bliss for Kate Hudson and (ex-)fiancé and Muse frontman Matt Bellamy, as they’ve decided to call off their engagement. This is, of course, hardly a surprise, since even as far back as last March, Kate had stopped wearing her engagement ring.  They seemed to be trying to work things out over the summer, but alas, some things are not meant to be and now it’s all over. “Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now,” Hudson’s rep tells PEOPLE. “Despite this, they remain very close friends and committed co-parents.” Makes sense, and good for them. Then again, I really hate the necessity of people who split up to insist that they’re still great friends, as if that’s a pre-requisite to having a “successful” transition from couple to single people. Guess what: most exes aren’t really friends, at least not for a long while, and that’s okay! It’s actually HEALTHY for you to not be friends with your ex for a while after ending the relationship. Anyhow, good luck to them both. Matt has band shit going on, I’m sure, and Kate has… Farmville or something, and they’re both selling wine, so everything will be just fine. Also, this is the way to do it – they were smart enough to actually spend time being engaged instead of quickly running down the aisle. This will make things a whole lot easier, legally speaking. P.S. Extra hilarious rumour alert: Kate is apparently involved with Derek Hough now from Dancing with the Stars! LOL on so many levels. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Elton John falls off a chair, world laughs

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Is there anything better than a video of a celebrity falling down? I mean, granted the person isn’t hurt and isn’t, like, 90, then I’m all for it. It’s too good! This one of Elton John taking a tumble off his chair at a charity tennis match at Royal Albert Hall in London this weekend is probably the best I’ve seen in a long time. However, while Sir Elton busting his ass is enough of a gift on its own, but perhaps the best part of this video is the reporter, who literally can’t stop herself from making various “Ooh!” and “Aah!” sounds and laughing rather than, you know, helping. I’m sure he has people for that, clearly, but I just think that brings this clip up an extra notch or 10. Anyhow, happy Monday! Ha! So, so good! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook