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Dave Navarro made a 2-in-1 guitar strap/sex toy just in time for Christmas

Dave Navarro is a legendary rocker whose music chops are undeniable. He also just so happens to be a fan of rather kinky sex/BDSM. And what better way to celebrate those two passions than by combining them into a single gift for the lady or lady in your life? The rocker tells TMZ he decided to combine his 2 favorite things — music and sex — and teamed up with a BDSM toy company … and the result is something he calls, “The Strap.” Pretty simple concept … the guitar strap comes off the guitar and can then be used to restrain yourself or a partner in a ton of different positions. Seriously … just about anything your sick mind can come up with … The Strap can handle it. As Dave put it … “It’s the Swiss army knife of the bedroom” — that is if you don’t already have an actual Swiss army knife in play. Navarro preaches safe S&M though, and revealed his safe word – “Chappaquiddick.” Huh. Okay. I guess whatever you’re into! However, how big of a market do we think this thing will actually have? Like, will he actually make any money off it once you subtract materials, promotion, the company’s fee, etc? I’m just thinking logistics here – but maybe that’s my problem. Clearly logic would not apply if you found yourself tied up with one of these. Chacun a son gout, as the French say… If you’d like to see this thing in action, there’s a picture behind a cut. Ya perverts. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Lorde loves to dumpster dive, of course

Lorde is a way kewl teenager who’s super alternative and wise beyond her years. She’s bizarre, she’s rather frightening to watch perform live  – and yes, she’s talented. With all this in mind, it should come as no shock to anyone that she really loves dumpster diving. After all, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure – that’s what my Pop Pop used to tell me! From The Telegraph: Has she treated herself to anything extravagant yet? The question seems almost beyond her ken. “See, I’m boring because my favourite thing to do is trawl the inorganics. Do you have inorganics here?” This, it transpires, is a New Zealand reuse/recycling initiative: a period each year when everyone clears out their old televisions, sofas, suitcases, clothes. “It stays on the street for a few days and then it’s collected and put into a landfill somewhere. But people drive around and go through other people’s household rubbish. And, honestly, I’ve gotten amazing furniture, shoes, hats, jackets.” She’s done this since she was famous? “I did this three weeks ago! Recognised every single time. So embarrassing!” she says, laughing. Apparently even superstar teenagers – no matter how preternaturally wise and cool – can be mortified. It’s embarrassing when you’re a little kid and your family is into dumpster diving. My grandparents made a living and were able to retire early because of their dumpster diving/antiques dealing. However, she CHOOSES to do this, so what’s embarrassing about it? I also hate the whole, “Oh, LOL, I’m so boring! I don’t really like famous things!” that some of these celebs are into. No, you’re not boring, you’re a normal human being doing normal human things. I would find major Hollywood events and clubbing and drugging night after night boring, so… Anyway, there you have it: Lorde loves finding free shit in other people’s trash. Yahoo! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook