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Duchess Kate repeats a McQueen for the Queen’s garden party: cute or meh?

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I wouldn’t have even used this ^^ photo but the @KensingtonRoyal Twitter account actually posted this pic to promote the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s appearance at Tuesday’s Buckingham Palace garden party. Isn’t that interesting? The KensingtonRoyal account – the official account for Will, Kate and Harry – is often accused of cherry-picking particular images that reflect the younger royals as looking particular good and/or engaged. But this photo seems particularly unfortunate for Kate – it’s almost like the KP press office is just owning the fact that this is Kate’s Social-Interaction-Face.

As for Will and Kate’s appearance at the palace yesterday, Kate has been to the annual garden party several times before, but this is William’s first time. I would suspect that, if pressed, his press office would say that this is the first time he’s ever had an opening in his diary to attend! Kate repeated an Alexander McQueen coatdress which we saw back in 2013, for Prince George’s christening. I didn’t really care for it then, and I really don’t care for it now. The boob ruffle is just odd, and whenever Kate tries to move her arms (to touch her hair, or whatever), the coat bunches up in weird places. The whole thing looks sloppy, and it’s not just the sh-tty tailoring. It’s the design! Why would anyone want a big, vertical ruffle down their chest?

Will and Kate also chatted with some medical personnel at the garden party, because apparently the “support” OBGYNs who delivered George and Charlotte were there. Maybe this makes me sound prissy, but I would not want to socialize with my gyno at a garden party at the palace. That just seems awkward and unnecessary. You can read some quotes from the doctors here. They’re very forthcoming with details about the lead-up to the royal births.

Also, check out the refreshments at the garden party! I hope Will and Kate are taking notes on the Queen’s refreshments – when Will and Kate hosted a get-together before their India-Bhutan tour, the refreshments were really struggling. That strawberry (??) cake looks AMAZING.

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Queen Elizabeth releases three Annie Leibovitz portraits for her 90th b-day

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Today is Queen Elizabeth’s 90th birthday, so course Buckingham Palace released more never-before-seen new portraits of Her Majesty. Annie Leibovitz was invited to Windsor Castle to take a series of portraits last month. One involves the Queen with the youngest members of the royal family: her two grandchildren (Louise and James) from Prince Edward and Sophie, plus her great-grandchildren, including Princess Charlotte (on her lap) and Prince George, who looks mischievous as hell. The other children are: Peter Phillips daughters, 5-year-old Savannah and 4-year-old Isla, plus Zara Phillips’ daughter Mia Tindall (the one holding the Queen’s purse!). Zara and Peter’s daughters look SO much alike.

My favorite photo? This absolutely amazing and beautiful portrait of the Queen with her only daughter, the Princess Royal (Princess Anne). The way Anne has her arm around the back of the couch and the casual intimacy of this mother-daughter photo is so striking and lovely. Anne is the best!

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And of course, Annie Leibovitz couldn’t come to Windsor Castle and not take a shot of the Queen and her dogs! The Queen hasn’t gotten any more puppies in years, so these dogs are the last dogs she’ll ever have: Willow, Vulcan, Candy and Holly. I love it that the Queen has a dog named Candy. And Vulcan.

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I’m also including some photos of the Queen at an event yesterday in Windsor. E! News is running a story about the Queen’s impeccable style throughout the years – go here to read. Personally, I love it when she wears hot pink and diamonds. The Queen has an inner showgirl!

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The Guardian brilliantly trolled the British royal family for April Fool’s Day

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The Guardian got me. The British paper pulled an April Fool’s Day prank and they got me. I really, really thought their “exclusive” royal report was for real, and I was even in the midst of writing it up before it occurred to me that this was an April Fool’s Day prank. You can read their hilariously trolling piece here.

The gist? For more than a month, the British papers have been going HAM on the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. For the most part, the royal stories have been a sideshow to the larger political conversation in the UK, which is about “Brexit.” Brexit = the British exit from the European Union. The vote isn’t until June, and it’s one of the big political stories in Britain. So… the Guardian suggested that there was a conspiratorial connection between the political Brexit story and the gossip stories about “Work-Shy Will” and the “Duchess of Do-Little.” According to the Guardian’s prank, the royals believe there’s a connection. I should note that they’re actually basing this in reality: one of turning points for William was his vague speech back in February which many interpreted as “William speaks out against Brexit.” There were also stories last month in which real “sources” claimed the Queen is pro-Brexit. So, the Guardian slyly claims that the royal family thinks there’s a conspiracy afoot, and they plan on saying something about it.

The royal family is seriously considering making a dramatic intervention in the referendum debate with an announcement that it supports Britain remaining inside the European Union. That the royals are prepared to risk provoking a potential constitutional crisis shows just how deep their anger is at parts of the British press and senior politicians.

According to a senior source close to official figures, there was particular resentment at the Sun’s newspaper’s depiction of the Queen as a Brexit supporter. But the anger runs through the generations at Buckingham Palace: there was fury at the claims about “workshy” Prince William, a campaign mounted by two papers with an anti-EU stance, the Daily Mail and the Sun. And there was a feeling last week that rock bottom had been hit with a story in the Mail that Kate was now posher than the other royals.

Another well-connected source explained that the royals now see a tightening conspiracy between the pro-exit papers, notably the Sun, Telegraph and Mail, and certain politicians. “The leader of Vote Leave is Michael Gove – that awful little leaker who put it about that the Queen wanted out. They can’t stand him. And as for Boris, the other main outer – he’s a cycling maniac from Islington. All he has done for the royal family is make it difficult to get around London in a decent-sized Daimler. And the third of the trio – Farage – what another awful little man.”

Part of the reason for stepping into the debate in such an unprecedented way is huge disappointment in the prime minister, David Cameron.

“The feeling is that we can’t leave it to him. Look what happened at the last referendum we had, on Scotland. We nearly lost Balmoral and the shoots. Nicola Sturgeon could be sat in that castle now – we know she had her eye on it – it was a damn close-run thing.”

Royal circles found particularly offensive Cameron’s portrayal of the Queen as having “purred down the line” when he telephoned her to tell her Scotland had voted against independence. “The cheek of the man. There was real fury about that comment. And the irony of it – coming from a fat cat,” said a source.

 

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Prince William & Duchess Kate will make their first visit to India next year

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There’s some good news/bad news with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Well, maybe “bad news” is too harsh. Maybe it’s just “I’m-not-sure-about-this news.” The good news is that William and Kate probably/maybe aren’t going to Mustique this month. At least from what I can tell of their confirmed schedule, I’m not sure when they would be able to fit it in. Last week, Kate confirmed an appearance for November 17th on behalf of The Fostering Network in London. Then William and Kate will be doing joint appearances in Wales on the 20th. When will they ever make it to Mustique?! It’s been forever since they had a proper holiday! *hair toss* I guess it’s possible that they’ll sneak away after the 20th, when America is celebrating Thanksgiving and few people are paying attention.

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Duchess Kate will definitely attend her first-ever state dinner this month

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Last week, the Daily Mail ran a very interesting story about how Prince Charles is trying to act more like a king these days. The story had nothing to do with the Queen exactly, but with Charles’ long-held beliefs in the power of multi-faith societies. You see, Charles is tight with the Dalai Lama. The Dalai Lama was in the UK for nine days for a tour, and the one-time close friends didn’t even see each other. Sources told the Mail that Charles didn’t meet with his friend on purpose – Charles is trying not to do anything to offend Chinese President Xi Jinping ahead of the president’s big state visit to the UK later this month. Charles has a tricky history with Chinese leaders and he usually boycotts or simply isn’t invited to dinners or events with previous Chinese presidents. The Daily Mail says Charles is trying to show off his diplomatic skills this time around and he’ll be at Buckingham Palace for the Chinese delegation’s arrival and the arrival lunch.

 

 

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Star: Angelina Jolie & Amal Clooney totally hate each other, of course

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The Leg will not sanction this buffoonery! The Leg will come for vengeance. The Leg judges your wedding. The Leg is jelly because Amal Clooney has great hair. As you can see, Star Mag has moved off of The Old Uncool Triangle and is trying to make The New Uncool Quadrangle a thing. George Clooney versus Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie versus Amal Clooney. The Leg versus The Hobo Formerly Known as Brad. Etc. According to Star, Angelina is hellbent on making Brad Pitt cry AND disrespecting Amal. The Leg is coming for all of y’all.

When George and Amal Clooney celebrated their wedding for a second time on Oct. 25, there was once again two very noticeable guests missing — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were nowhere to be seen!

After years of friendship, it seemed odd for the Fury star to miss his old buddy’s wedding — twice! And while he and Angelina were, indeed, filming By the Sea during the original Sept. 27 nuptials, a source close to their family says there’s more to the absence than just work commitment. “They were invited and Brad gave George his word he’d be there,” the insider explains. “But Angie vetoed the trip at the last minute. She wanted to pull a power play and dis Amal.”

Both women are invested in humanitarian work, but the first time they crossed paths, in London on June 12, Angie made it clear that Amal was persona non grata — and even blew her off when Amal requested a public greeting in front of photographers. “Angie feels competitive with Amal,” the source reveals. “She has been running from her past for years, and although she’s done a fabulous job reinventing herself, she continues to feel like an uneducated outsider.”

Of course, the victims in Angie and Amal’s standoff are Brad and George, whose friendship has unraveled in recent years, allegedly due to Angelina’s controlling behavior. “Angie has forbidden Brad to speak to George,” the insider reports. “She’s walled him off from so many of his old friends that Brad is getting fed up.”

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Is it even worth fact-checking? Let’s give it a whirl – I kind of doubt that George really expected Brad and Angelina to come to the Venice wedding or the English reception. I think it’s possible George invited Brangelina to the Italian wedding (Brad kind of said as much), but Brad and Angie were legitimately working. As for Angelina going out of her way to disrespect Amal and feeling “uneducated” compared to Amal… I mean, the last time Angelina was in London, she literally went to Buckingham Palace to get Dame’d by the Queen. Angelina literally founded the summit to bring attention to sexual violence in conflict and Amal attended the summit with no drama.

But here’s an interesting addendum to the supposed “feud” – Star goes on to claim that Angelina has no respect for some of Amal’s clients. Amal has represented the king of Bahrain and Muammar Gaddafi’s intelligence chief, plus some other petty despots. And she was once (and perhaps still is?) on the legal team defending Julian Assange. Angelina thinks Amal should represent better clients. And Amal thinks Angelina is a political naïf. What a fancy dispute!

As you can imagine, George Clooney’s rep ran to Gossip Cop to deny, deny, deny this story.

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Prince William recommends that orphans ‘should dust yourself off & carry on’

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There was a time in Prince William’s life when all the ladies wanted to see him in a wetsuit (even Speedos). That time was when he was about 18 years old. Nowadays, William in a wetsuit looks sort of like a drowned rat. Maybe it’s the (lack of) hair? Anyway, William was in a pool with some scuba gear a few days ago because he’s just been made the new president of BSAC, Britain’s “governing body for scuba diving.” Power. Broker. While at this event, William interacted with children, talked about Prince George a little bit, had to explain to his father what “buff” meant and tried to explain how he’s been scuba diving all around the world without sounding like he takes 10 vacations a year.

Bath time can be a chaotic experience for any new parent – and Prince William says he is no exception.

“At the moment bath time is quite painful, but hopefully donning a snorkel and mask might calm him down,” the Duke of Cambridge joked of the waterlogged chaos that surrounds bathing his son Prince George, who turns 1 later this month, and also tests his parenting skills and patience.

William, 32, made the remarks, appropriately enough, while taking over the presidency of the British Sub-Aqua Club (BSAC) from his father Prince Charles, 65, where he told guests he hopes George will follow in the two generations’ footsteps and immerse himself in the joy and support of snorkeling, scuba diving and water sports.

William, who likes surfing and body boarding when vacationing in Cornwall and his been diving around the world, had the chance to don a wetsuit again and go underwater – this time in a London pool. The prince also enjoyed a laugh at his dad’s expense, when Chairman of the British Sub-Aqua Society (BSAS) Eugene Farrell shared a blast-from-the-past picture of Charles in the surf and described him to guests as “quite buff.” When Charles looked perplexed, William explained the term and added with a laugh, “Pa, you should be pleased!”

William then tried some snorkeling with a group of 8-year-olds to highlight the work being done by the BSAC to encourage diving among young people.

“I’ve been a fair weather diver up to this point,” said William, whose wife Kate is also a member of the BSAS and did some diving in north Wales where the couple lived until last fall. Concluded Williams to guests: “I’d like to get back into British waters.”

[From People]

Prince George is such a delicious holy terror. I hope he keeps his parents on their toes for years to come. George does not like baths – maybe they need to bring in some rubber duckies or rubber bilbies? George needs something to squeeze/kill during bath time.

William also did an event with Harry for the launch of the Queen’s Young Leaders Programme. It involved a Google Chat, selfies, etc. Some of the stuff is kind of boring, but this caught my eye:

The Duke of Cambridge has described having his own family as the “silver lining” in his life following the tragedy of his mother’s death. The Duke, who was 15 when Diana, Princess of Wales died in 1997, said people who lose parents at a young age have to simply “dust yourself off and carry on”.

He made the comments to two brothers who lost their parents in the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami, during a reception to launch an award for young leaders. Rob and Paul Forkan were invited to the event at Buckingham Palace because their parents’ deaths inspired them to build orphanages in developing countries funded by their Gandy’s flip-flop manufacturing company. The brothers, who were 17 and 15 respectively when their parents Kevin and Sandra were swept to their deaths in Sri Lanka, survived by clinging onto the roof of a building. They and their younger brother and sister had to hitch-hike across Sri Lanka to reach a safe passage home.

Rob Forkan, 26, told the Duke that his parents had given up jobs in the fashion industry to volunteer for humanitarian projects, which inspired him and his brother to set up Gandy’s specifically to fund orphanages. Mr Forkan said: “He said he lost his mum at 15 but there was always a silver lining and you should dust yourself off and carry on. He applauded what we had done and said keep up the good work. He’s got his own family now – that was his silver lining.”

[From The Telegraph]

It’s very English, right? Very “stiff upper lip.” Show no emotions. Don’t talk about your feelings. Your mum died? Stop crying and move on. Now, I’m not saying that wallowing in grief is preferable or even healthy, but surely there’s a balance between taking some time to grieve and “carrying on.” I realize that’s nitpicky, but it just reminded me so much of how Diana was against the unemotional, the lack of feeling that she often saw in the royal family. She would have wanted her sons to carry on with life, of course, but she also wanted them to show compassion and genuine emotion.

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