November 2014

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Kirk Cameron thinks women need to stay in the kitchen this Christmas

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Kirk Cameron, beloved TV star from our childhood and devout, evangelical Christian, has an important message to share with us womenfolk this holiday season: Stay in the kitchen where you belong. After all, ladies, it’s our job to make sure the house looks nice and to prepare glorious feasts to set at our men’s feet in a gesture of devotion and humility. What are you waiting for? Get in there and start cooking! I’ll paste this delightful nugget of ignorance and fuckery below, but in case you’re at work and can’t watch it (or you just don’t want to look at his stupid face), here’s what he’s said: “If you are a mom, if you are a wife, if you’re the keeper of your home, I want you to know that your joy is so important this Christmas. Because Christmas is about joy and if the joy of the Lord is your strength, remember, the joy of the mom is her children’s strength, so don’t let anything steal your joy.” “If you let your joy get stolen, it will sap your strength. Let your children, your family, see your joy in the way that you decorate your home this Christmas, in the food that you cook, the songs you sing, the stories you tell, and the traditions that you keep. Invite your whole neighborhood into your Christmas, and invite the world into our story of our king and his kingdom.” You know what steals my joy? Kirk Cameron. This guy needs to fuck off. (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = “//connect.facebook.net/en_GB/all.js#xfbml=1”; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, ‘script’, ‘facebook-jssdk’)); Post by Kirk Cameron. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Katy Perry tried to sic Diplo on Taylor Swift

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One of the biggest mysteries in life, to me, is why people are so damn corny. For instance, why do grown ass adults – adults who are rich and famous and have far better things to worry about than petty “feuds” with former friends & fellow artists, you would think – waste their time on stupid childhood bullying shit? Case in point: We all know Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are no longer buddies, but instead of just making sly remarks to each other on Twitter, Katy’s taken it one step further by having her possible boyfriend Diplo tweet out nasty shit about her, like that he was starting a Kickstarter to buy Taylor an ass. Uh… okay, cornball. Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty — BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014 Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV — BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014 are taylor swift fans called the swift boat veterans? — BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014 Like, LOL I guess, but you’re a grown ass man. Whether or not Katy put him up to it (and y’all know I am a not-so-closeted KatyCat, so I hate to think this of my Queen), Diplo needs to reevaluate his life and consider the fact that he’s sending bullying tweets to Taylor Swift, whose album has sold more in one week than anything he’s ever worked on will do in his lifetime. While I’m sure Taylor’s not phased by the shade, it’s really pathetic that this is what this dude spends his time on. Not here for it. Also, cool insult. It’s totally not stupid and fucked up to criticize a woman’s body at all. After all, Taylor Swift exists for your viewing pleasure, and if you want her to have an ass, she should have one! Just please, no one tell him that his girlfriend doesn’t really have one, either… I’ve always thought Diplo was a bit of a dickhead, but now I’m sure of it. BYE. UPDATE!!!!! Lorde weighs in on Diplo’s “tiny penis”: @diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm — Lorde (@lordemusic) November 13, 2014 Follow us on Twitter | Facebook