gwyneth-paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow has never made it particularly easy to like her. She’s so far up her own ass she can’t see the light of day, she’s extremely disconnected from most of the world and yet thinks she’s, like, ~the everywoman~ in the worst possible way and she’s just generally incredibly off-putting. I want to like her! I want her to give me a reason to like her! And oddly enough, her recent comments on being the most hated person in Hollywood kinda made me vaguely find her less annoying… at least momentarily. In an interview with Stephen Sackur of BBC’s Hard Talk, Gwyn said she was a little confused by being voted the Most Hated back in 2013. That being said, she’s still not going to be less obnoxious. “First of all I was like, ‘I’m the most hated celebrity?’ ” asked an incredulous Paltrow, before laughing. “More than, like, Chris Brown? What did I do?” “All I can do is be my authentic self,” she said. “But I think there are things about me that make people draw conclusions. For example, there is the perception that I grew up very wealthy and that I was given, you know … That I was sort of raised with a silver spoon in my mouth, which inspires a lot of resentment.” She’s got a point. HOW ON EARTH is Gwyneth Paltrow more hated than the walking sack of shit that is Chris Brown? Honestly, people need to get their priorities straight. Don’t worry, Goopy. I like you more than I like Chris Brown! The post Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Believe She’s The Most Hated Celebrity appeared first on Today's Evil Beet Gossip.

I think we can all agree that spray cheese is pretty disgusting and not something any of us would willingly eat as grown ass humans with any level of self-respect. That being said, if that’s the only food there was and I was hungry, I’d probably give it a go. And I’d definitely spray the nozzle right down my throat if the option was “eat spray cheese” or “smoke crack.” Not Gwyneth Paltrow, though — she’d still rather light up a solid rock and get higher than heaven than dare get near any preservatives. Here’s what she had to say on her latest Goop blog: Would you still rather smoke crack than eat cheese out of a can? -@eloehnen GP: Hell yes. You know, crack might be extreme, but spray cheese is not my kind of party. LOL, uh, “crack might be extreme”? Ya think? I’m not really sure what universe Goopy lives in, but it’s certainly not the one you or I do. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — she’s so ridiculously disconnected from the real world from having her head so far up her ass that I literally don’t think she has any idea whatsoever what comes out of her mouth or how it sounds. But of course, by all means, keep on, Gwyn. The post Gwyneth Paltrow Would Still Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Spray Cheese appeared first on Today's Evil Beet Gossip.