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Kim Kardashian doesn’t smile because it causes wrinkles

Kim Kardashian loves taking selfies and basically catching her mug on camera in whatever way possible. In most of those photos, she’s scowling, or at the very least trying to look super serious and high fashion. It doesn’t work, but whatever. Now, Kim swears she’s not unhappy – she has the best life ever, actually. She’s filthy rich for absolutely nothing, she’s married to Kanye, who is apparently her dream man, she’s got a gorgeous little girl. What’s not to like? Turns out, there’s a reason she never (*rarely) smiles in pics, and that’s just because doing so causes wrinkles. She posted the above photo with her friend Shamari Maurice with the following caption: “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion. Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.” Now, was Kim Kardashian being sarcastic here? Sure, probably. Does part of her probably seriously believe this? Yup, 100%. I think the saving grace here is that she knows she has the family’s personal plastic surgeon on call, so if those smile lines pop up, she can just shoot a little Botox in there and that’ll fix her right up. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Marrying a “Too Young” Chris Martin

-With the exception of the part where she claims she’s a self-made woman who “earned everything herself” and didn’t benefit from having famous parents, Gwyneth Paltrow actually comes off rather well in her new Harper’s Bazaar cover story. -It happens every year; … Continue reading → The post Gwyneth Paltrow Talks About Marrying a “Too Young” Chris Martin appeared first on Scandal Sheet.

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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are engaged (for real this time?)

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron have been together for a long while now, in Hollywood time. The engagement rumours have been flying since all the way back in July, but wedding there came none, so everyone pretty much figured that was one of those BS press things and let it go. Well, it seems like now they’re engaged FOR REAL. Here’s what little we know: Paris is known as one of the most romantic cities in the world. And it sure seems Sean Penn felt its influence. The actor reportedly asked Charlize Theron to ‘take their relationship to the next level,’ when he proposed on a trip there in late November, a source revealed to UsWeekly on Monday. They only started dating in December of 2013 so I’m sure this will be another disaster, but what the hell, it’s the holidays! Congrats on a relationship that will totally stand the test of time, unlike all those other celebrity marriages! These two just might work. What do you guys think? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook