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Lindsay Lohan is planning to move to London

Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States – from Los Angeles to New York, she’s destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same… er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she’s planning to buy property there with all of her no money. From The Sun (via Radar Online): “Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted clubbing at the Cannes Film Festival in France. The OWN reality star, 27, has reportedly already begun looking for a London home, and is telling pals she thinks a move could revive her flat-lined acting career. “Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London,” the source says. Okay, I hate to point out the obvious here, but how in the hell is Lindsay going to pay for a house in London? She couldn’t even pay for one in New York – Oprah bankrolled her apartment in SoHo, so she’s got no chance. Yet another pipe dream, just like the whole “reviving her acting career” thing. I’m sure some of her partying friends will put her up on their couches for a while, but let’s be honest – this is never going to happen, and if it does, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s completely flushed her life down the shitter. She’s already back to her drugging and drinking, so it’s all downhill from here.

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Charlize Theron really wants to marry Sean Penn, apparently

Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been hot and heavy for a while now – what, like a year or more? – and that means there’s one thing we all MUST know: Will they tie the knot? Sure, Charlize is pretty stoked on remaining officially single (read: unmarried), but according to some people, she can’t wait to walk down the aisle with Sean ASAP. From US Weekly: A proposal may be in the works! Charlize Theron and boyfriend Sean Penn are ready to wed, a source reveals to Us Weekly. The couple, who’ve been dating for eight months, are already talking about children, too. “They absolutely want to get married,” a Penn confidant tells Us. Another adds: “They want to grow their family.” Well, that’s… interesting. I’m going to call complete bullshit on this, especially considering how recently Charlize pointed out how happy she is WITHOUT being married. That doesn’t mean her relationship with Sean isn’t strong, it just means she doesn’t feel the need to have a piece of paper to say it. Then again, who knows – maybe she’ll change her mind and they will get married. Life is weird that way. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Here’s a video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke

Justin Bieber wants desperately to be black now, but it seems he wasn’t always so kind to anyone with darker skin (and perhaps he still isn’t – he’s an ignorant idiot, so I wouldn’t be surprised). A video has surfaced showing a 17-year-old JB sitting with a group of friends and someone who appears to be his mother (??) as he tells an awful racist joke (not that there any non-awful ones). I won’t even print what it is here, but here’s the clip and you can watch for yourself: And there you have it. Apparently Bieber’s camp was forking out big bucks trying to keep this tape from being leaked, but here we are anyway. As The Sun has it (via Metro): A source said: ‘This video is Justin Bieber and his camp’s worst nightmare. Even after the year he’s had – when he’s never been far from controversy – this tops the lot. ‘Justin has been taken under his wing by some of the best in the industry and they won’t stand by him after this. ‘This will be a real kick in the teeth – showing his true colours on film.’ Well, I didn’t need to see his true colours on film to know what they were, but whatever. He’s an arrogant, ignorant little piece of shit. Fuck this kid – he needs to go away forever. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Here’s Justin Timberlake as a pre-teen covering Garth Brooks

Oh, Justin Timberlake, what an interesting past you had. From your beginnings on the Mickey Mouse Club to your Ramen noodle hair phase in *NSYNC to bringing sexy back and desecrating Michael Jackson’s legacy… it’s been a wild road. Incidentally, that road apparently started with country roots, as Justin was caught on camera performing a cover of Garth Brooks’ ‘Two of a Kind, Workin’ on a Full House’ as a pre-teen, complete with cowboy hat and boots! It’s so, so good, guys. Not legit good, but good in that “Oh boy, this is something else!” kinda way. Enjoy! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Evan Rachel Wood broke up with Jamie Bell to spend more time with their baby

Alright, this story is already annoying the shit out of me. Evan Rachel Wood and husband Jamie Bell have called it quits, which is a shame but it happens. The pair just had a baby last July, and it turns out, that might have been the beginning of the end of their relationship since apparently Evan is spending more time with the baby than she is having sex with her husband. The nerve! From People: “Nothing dramatic happened. They are friends and will continue to parent their son together. They have been friends for years and are happier this way than being married,” the source says. The couple welcomed a son last July, and he became the focus, the source adds. “Evan loves being a mom. After her son was born, he has been her No. 1 priority. The marriage always came in second. They have different goals for the future and want to pursue them separately.” As for Wood’s romantic future, the source adds: “Evan is very edgy and adventurous and wants to find a partner that she can share that with.” What’s with grown ass men not being able to handle not being the center of their partner’s world? Obviously that intimacy and everything is important and parents still need to spend time with each other aside from raising kids, working, etc, but it just seems kinda ridiculous to me. If he was as invested in parenting as she is, he would probably feel just as exhausted and use the baby to strengthen their bond? I dunno, to be fair, I haven’t given birth personally, but I feel like it’s generally understood that kids are the first priority – especially when they’re little. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook