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Jessica Simpson wants a Kim Kardashian ass

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Jessica Simpson may have shed pounds and got super ripped lately, but apparently she’s still not happy with her body and is considering surgical enhancements to her backside to get an ass more like Kim Kardashian‘s. GOD NO. From The National Enquirer (LOL) (via Radar Online): “Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER. “But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.” “She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.” I mean, this has got to be a joke, right? Nevermind the source – I just can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to look like a walking piece of plastic with a massive ass. Leave it alone, girl. Even Kim didn’t get her “sexy booty” (barf) with just exercise. It’s fat from other parts of her body shot into her ass with a needle. HELLO. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Robin Williams’ ashes have been scattered at sea

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Following his death earlier this month, it’s been revealed that Robin Williams was cremated and his ashes were spread at sea almost immediately. From TMZ: Robin Williams’ body was cremated the day after he died … and his ashes were scattered in San Francisco Bay … this according to the official death certificate. The document — issued in Marin County where he died — does not list an immediate cause of death … instead it merely says, “pending investigation.” The coroner is still waiting for the results of toxicology tests … to see if Williams had any chemicals in his body when he died. Those results will be available in the next few weeks. That must have been the peaceful ending he would have liked. In other news, Billy Crystal will be presenting a special tribute to Williams at this year’s Emmy Awards, which will take place next month. The pair had been friends for decades, so no doubt it will be a fitting memorial. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

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Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp split

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I must admit, I totally forgot that Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp were ever dating. They totally were! They’ve been together since 2011! Some people were even saying they were going to get married! That last bit unfortunately isn’t going to happen now, however, because just as quickly as their love was bestowed upon us (or me, since I forgot), it’s been cruelly ripped away: they’ve broken up. From People: “It was the distance,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She lives in New York and he resides in Indiana. It was the long distance that ultimately was the cause.” The pair – who were last spotted together in May – became an item in late 2010, shortly after Mellencamp’s split from wife Elaine after 18 years of marriage. Ah, what a shame. But wait – Mellencamp lives in INDIANA? That’s a bit random. Not necessarily a city you’d pick if you were in the height of your music career, I would think, but hey, to each his own. Follow us on Twitter | Facebook